FEATURES 110 WE WANT ANSWERS!
COLIN QUINN
Comedy Central's funnyman fires off on psycho knife-wielding groupies, the benefits
of being J an ugly loser, and why he doesn't drink. A sober Irishman? Now that's
funny. Almost as funny as a sober comedian!
112 COVER GIRL Elisha Cuthbert
The star of this month's Girl Next Door describes her trashy Maxim underwear and
what it's like to make love to a box...not that we don't already know what that's
like. High five!
120 THE JUNGLEBOOK
MAXIM FOR MONKEYS
Maxim works hard to reflect its readership.That's wiry we made this special inside
issue, cowering entertainment, sect, and fecesthrowing. Or, to put it another
way: Ook-ookook! Eeeeee!
140 APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION
SUMMER OF FIRE
The Earth Liberation Front isn't your everyday group of tree-huggers.These ecoterrorists
are fueled by fire, and they're prepared to save the planet, even if that means
burning it to the ground. Maxim takes you inside the war being fought in your
own backyard.
150 INTO THE WILD
STAYIN' ALIVE
When man and Mother Nature go head-to-head, man usually takes one for the team.
But our ultimate survival guide will show you how to escape five certain-death
scenarios with your balls still intact. And by"intact"we mean firmly
in your girl's grasp, sissy.
158 ALL THE RIGHT MOVES
NIKKI BOKAL
This deliciously proportioned model says she's so good in bed she'll make you
wanna...propose. Ha! Yeah, right, honey. We'll be the judge of that. But no woman
could possib—Hey, where the heck is she going? REGULARS
34 READERS' LETTERS
MAXIM HITS THE ROAD!
Canadians spill our mag all over the place. Mad cow, now this...Can those moose-lovers
do anything right?`
42 JOKES
WE'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
Sad Friends is over? Cheer up with a heart)
46 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
GET SMOKED!
Dead bodies aged to tasty man-jerky perfection.
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59 MAXIM WORLDWIDE Jordan
England makes up for generations of pale, snaggle-toothed, cockney drunken cows
with one—well, two ell swoops. Meet the U.K's Pam Anderson.Oi!
66 HOW TO
TAKE A PUNCH
Plus: Nearly electrocute yourself installing an outlet
74 I WAS THERE
THE FALLS GUY
Kirk Jones leapt into Niagara Falls to end his life...and walked away. What he
learned might change your life.
80 SAYS HER
GIRL-ON-GIRL GLORY!
Women who love women are the true sex gurus. Lucky for you, we know one of 'em.
87 SPORTS
THE FIXER
Benny Silman's NCAA point-shaving scam was foolproof...until the Feds found out.
92 HOT ZONE
BIG PIMPIN' Snoop Dogg takes on the classic 70s role as Huggy Bear in this month's remake
of Starsky and Hutch.
165 MAXIM FASHION
CLASS OF '04 RULZ!
The latest playground looks for jocks and nerds alike fill our yearbook-style
spread, taking you back to your days as a zit-faced virgin.
191 HIGH-TECH
PLUG-INS
An electric bike, a digital guitar, and wooden headphones. Wood, eh? What'll they
think of next?
200 BAR EXAM
ARE YOU GOING TO JAIL?
Our quiz will tell you. And editor James McHeidenry discusses his personal battle
with the "Irish curse." THE CHOSEN ONES
127 AMERICA'S SWEETHEART
HOMETOWN HOTTIES WINNER
America's got the hottest women and the greatest democracy in the world. Maxim
put 'em together to give you the only contest that lets average Joes choose the
country's sexiest girl-next-door from thousands of stunning online applicants.
Men, meet your First Lady.
