FEATURES
94 BIKINI BRIEF
LEILA ARCIERI
She plays a kidnapper in King's Ransom, but in real life Leila is a nice girl
who enjoys the simple things, like having dinner at Howard Stern's apartment and oil-wrestling. Aww...
102 TRAVEL GUIDE
TAKE OFF!
Should you head out and experience the world in all its varied glories or limit
your travels to the good of United States of America? We leave the choice up to
you, merry wanderer—just get your ass off our goddamn couch already.
110 SEXUAL COUNTDOWN
24 HOURS TO SCORE
We tell you how to crack her sex safe and enter her vagina vault (we're subtle).
Learn how to make a woman absolutely crazy with passion without stuffing thousands
of dollars into her G-string or slipping her Spanish fly. Ah, sweet fly!
116 THE LOTTERY CURSE
WHO THE HELL WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
Do you think becoming rich overnight will magically solve all your problems? It
will accomplish that, actually (happy!), but will also bring robbery, lawsuits,
divorce, isolation, and plain all-around misery (sad!).
124 LUNAR LANDING Moon Bloodgood
The former Laker Girl dishes about her film Antarctica and that time a friend
of hers got busted for peeing outside a Maxim party. So that's what the smell
was!
130 SOCIAL STUDIES
MAXIM'S X-RATED GUIDE TO BALL-BUSTING
An absolute can't-miss for anyone with the power of speech. Don't worry, we promise
we'll write one just ( i for you next month, deaf mutes. 4
132 PEN PALS II
FIRST DAY INSIDE
Remember how you were really, really scared on the first day of kindergarten,
and it eventually turned out you were just being silly because there was absolutely
nothing for you to worry about? This is totally different from that.
142 COVER GIRL Brittany Murphy (Covergirl)
Turns out the voice of King of the Hill's Luanne also has a body (who knew?),
which comes to life in the hotly anticipated Sin City. Also, learn what it's like to kiss a girl.
150 WE WANT ANSWERS!
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
He's no stranger to guns, crime, and cocaine... and that's in his personal life.
We chat with one seriously badass Jedi Master. REGULARS
18 READERS' LETTERS
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
You tell us how to improve the magazine. We ignore you.
24 THE FUNNIES
LAUGH, STUPID!
Comic Rich Vos discusses the pain of the cock-block Ouch! And speaking of pain
and cocks, remember when David Caruso left TV and tried to make it in movies?
Good times.
28 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
NAUGHTY NAOMI
Take another look at our most sexually charged Hometown Hottie finalist. Also,
meet Canada's leading mad scientist, visit one helluva tree house, and see a picture
of an elephant on a toilet.
53 HOW TO
HIT A CLUTCH SHOT
King Bibby teaches you to win (or at least lose closer).
62 BODY SHOP
AMERICAN MUSCLE REDUX
Get the scoop on the new Dodge Charger SRT8, Ford Mustanc GT, and Pontiac GTO
without any cheap Jason Giambi jokes.
66 SPORTS
WHITE-HOT RUSSIANS
The new generation of Kournikovas are hot—and they win.
72 CELEBRITY ADVISER
CARMELO ANTHONY
The Nugget explains why a real man leaves the toilet seat up.
74 HOT ZONE
SITH SENSE
Will the final Star Wars remind us why we became fans in the first place or break
our hearts once again? Regardless, get those Boba Fett pajamas back out of the
attic immediately.
92 INSTANT EXPERT
TAKEN IDENTITY
People want your I.D. Not us, though (you're a tool!).
153 TOP GEAR
THE TOP 25 OF 2005
We've got the finest in electronics, so find a power source now!
163 MAXIM STYLE
SPRING FASHION
Yep, time for sunglasses and sneakers from Snoop.
184 ASK US ANYTHING
HOW DO I BECOME A MASTER OF DISGUISE?
Be careful with this (it sucked when Dana Carvey tried it).
