FEATURES 90 INSTANT EXPERT
THE DEVIL
We get up close and personal with the Prince of Darkness.
92 NATURAL BEAUTY
SARAH SHAH!
The L Word's lesbian DJ explains why even a nice girl will on occasion feel the
need to knee a man in the balls.
100 THE POKER PACK
THREE KINGS
Ever bet thousands...on mini-golf? Join a trio of world-class poker players and
discover how to wager like a real man.
110 QUEEN BRITTANY
BRITTANY LEE
Our Hometown Hottie 2004 will soon go out into the world. But Brittany consoles
us with a farewell pictorial. Sniff, sniff.
126 SUMMER MOVIES
ACTION!
Get the goods on the films you're dying to see, from Batman Begins to Fantastic
Four to The Island to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And for contrast, we
also included Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
126 SEX & RELATIONSHIPS
ROCK THE HOTEL BAR
Tired of watching Spectravision? Head to where you'll find women as desperate
as you (though none as flatulent).
132SOLDIERS' STORIES
FIGHTIN' WORDS
Read these troop letters and see what it's like serving in Iraq. (Letting soldiers
speak for themselves—what a concept!)
142 VIVA VANESSA
VANESSA MARCIL
She allegedly was the inspiration for Prince's "The Most Beautiful Girl in
the World.'We take a longing look at the scious Las Vegas star, who makes us wish
we still had a raging gambling addiction.
154 WE WANT ANSWERS!
KEVIN DILLON
The Entourage star/Matt Dillon bro's offscreen life differs from his TV one: He
encounters hotter babes. Nepotism rules! REGULARS
16 READERS' LETTERS
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
We may have let you down in the past, but this time we promise that we will write
back to you. Pinkie swear.
22 THE FUNNIES
LAUGH, STUPID!
Nick Di Paolo goes broke trying to get his date smashed.
24 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
FABULOUS FRAULEIN
Meet Eva, the actress who's delighting Deutschland. Also, get an exclusive peek
under Paula Zahn's anchor desk and attend a nude dinner party. Make certain that
you do not drop your napkin.
50 HOW TO
MAKE A MASH-UP
DJ Danger Mouse gives you the skills to fuse two perfectly good songs into a single
lousy one (face it, you won't make no Grey Album).
58 BACK TO SCHOOL
THE FAST & THE CURIOUS
Go to racing school and learn the art of hauling ass.
64 LIFE'S A BENCH
THE ART OF PINE LIVING
Not every NBA player can be MJ...or even Will Perdue.
70 CELEBRITY ADVISER
ANTHONY Michael HALL
We waste The Dead Zone psychic's amazing gifts.
50 HOT ZONE
SKATE OR DIE!
Lords of Dogtown is skateboarding's Bad News Bears. el And,yes,Walter Matthau
can rip.
157 TOP GEAR
THE AVIATOR
Experience the thrill of flight from your La-Z-Boy.
167 MAXIM STYLE
ATOMIC ZONE
What do cargo shorts, casual suits, tuxes, limos, and mint condoms have in common?
They're all a part of your (much needed) new look. Just be sure to visit an ATM
first.
184 ASK US ANYTHING
ARE CHAMPAGNE BATHS BAD FOR A WOMAN'S FLOWER BASKET?
You'd think it couldn't be any worse than your malt liquor enema, but it is!
