FEATURES 100 INSTANT EXPERT
ON THE SET
Motion pictures take hard work and careful planning, less so if the movie is Supercross.
Learn how to speak like a bona fide coke-snortin' hack.
102 HOT AND FRESH
MICHELE MERKIN
The host of Foody Call and Extreme Dodgeball dishes on the dangers of Dodger Stadium
dining and the power of fondue.
108 SPECIAL REPORT
NO END IN SIGHT
These soldiers risked death overseas, facing bombings and snipers daily.Then they
came home, and things got rough.
115 DO YOUR DUTY
MAXIM'S MILLION MINUTE MARCH
Our troops may need to be away from their families, but with your help we can
ensure they still get to talk to them.
116 PERFECT UNION Gabrielle Union
ABC's Night Stalker star explains why she is entirely capable of playing a lesbian.
We 'never doubted you, Gabrielle.
124 SHOWROOM 2006
CARS OF THE YEAR
From Hummers to Hondas, we unveil the rides that will make you wish you could
still afford gasoline.
134 LADIES' TIME
100 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
If a typical date consists of you playing Halo 2 in your underwear and socks before
angrily refusing even to consider engaging in a bit of foreplay, you probably
should read this one, Romeo.
138 COVER GIRL Nicollette Sheridan
The Desperate Housewife and world's sexiest onscreen soccer mom gives you the
inside track on catfighting, nude sunbathing, and her beef with Paris Hilton.
If she could only cook a decent meat loaf, she'd be perfect.
144 WE WANT ANSWERS! Sarah Silverman
The Jesus Is Magic comic and world's funniest female explains why men in chicken
suits need to be left the hell alone. REGULARS
24 READERS' LETTERS
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
We accept Candygrams. All forms of communication should be so delicious.
32 THE FUNNIES
LAUGH, STUPID!
Adam Ferrara tells why his bathroom habits upset his girlfriend. She dislikes
urine puddles. Then learn something about rabbit sex.
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
THE FEY WAY
Enter the dressing room of our favorite SNL news anchor (sorry, Amy Poehler),
learn how Japanese people are being replaced with robots, and win a VIP weekend
and a date to Maxim's big game bash with a Coors Light model. Huzzah!
60 HOW TO
SHOOT SKEET
All-Pro Muhsin "Moose" Muhammad teaches you to take out the clay pigeons,
while we show you how to birth a baby (hospitals is pricey).
66 GASTRONOMY
SANDWICH CRAFT
Feast your eyes on five sandwiches that'll change your life.
72 JOCK TALK
SLAM SESSION
The NBA's Dwyane Wade, Jermaine O'Neal, Baron Davis, and "Big Shot Bob"
talk game and groupies.
78 CELEBRITY ADVISER
ADAM GOLDBERG
The Head Cases star tells how he wounc up in Willie Nelson's cowboy boots.
80 HOT ZONE
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?
Christina Lindley makes us want to watch pre-movie ads—albeit only the ones
for MovieTickets.com. Then we chat with rap kingpin 50 Cent about his G-Unit empire
(it includes a video game and Vitamin Water) and meet Takashi Miike, Japan's scariest
export since Hello Kitty.
147 TOP GEAR
PURE X-TASY
ExperienceMicrosoft's Xbox 360. Seems you win again, Bill Gates.
155 MAXIM STYLE
EXTREME ELEGANCE
Discover a better class of biker gear, plus see the new look of sunglasses, and
a shaving kit. Don't miss it, Sasquatch.
172 ASK US ANYTHING
WHAT DO YOU DO TO BECOME AN ASTRONAUT?
First you ride Space Mountain without soiling yourself.
