FEATURES
103 NFL PREVIEW 2006
Whether you're into fantasy football or the real thing, read this.
116 CHEERLEADERS
Think they're sexy on the field? Join us in the dressing room.
142 Jason Statham
The Crank star tells why fleeing the cops makes him laugh.
144 TOMB RAIDERS
There's life after death...for your skin, bones, and organs.
150 Eva Longoria
Our two-time defending Hot 100 champ talks Britney, Pacino, and the immigrant
Latino laborers. The woman has range, people. REGULARS
34 Everyone's least favorite Iraqi demonstrates that formaldehyde isn't
just for frog dissection.
52 TOTAL HOTNESS
This Romanian proved too hot for the Miss World pageant. 60 LOAFER
The Super Troopers gang invites everyone to Beerfest.
76 ASK HEIDI
Ms. Fleiss tells if it's romantic to take your sweetie by the hand and
tenderly whisper in her ear, "Let's do it doggy style."
86 EXPERT
We show that bank robbery didn't die with John Dillinger.
167 FASHION
Now there really is no excuse for your closet full of clip-ons.
159 UPGRADE
The Polaris Ranger XP Browning Edition goes 44 mph. Your move, nature. PLUS!
26 The Eye
Because we're interested in you for your minds and not just your bodies.
80 Murder City Maxim investigates why crime capital Camden, New Jersey—a
place jam-packed with cocaine, heroin, murder, rape, and general violence—has
yet to establish itself as a leading vacation hot spot.
130 The Great Maxim Booze Quiz!
Just how well do you know your liquor? Our examination is like taking
the SATs, only this
time around your score is important.
136 Simona Stratten
What was the comedy collective Broken Lizard missing? A blonde who loves
fast cars. Simona's here to fill that void.
192 Across the U.S.A.
We prove once again that just because someone's old doesn't mean they
can't still cripple innocent people.