FEATURES
44 Amanda Bynes
The all-American beauty is our Valentine's Day gift to you. See, we care!
By Patrick Carone
50 The 25 Best New Beers in America
We selected, sipped, and stamped the top brews of our nation's beer renaissance.
56 Icon: Benicio Del Toro
The Academy Award-owning actor attempts the hirsute role of a lifetime in The
Wolfman.
By Dan Bova
58 Tiger's Temptress
Sext message pro Jaimee Grubbs opens up on her affair with golf's master of the
longball.
By Dan Bova
62 Thirty-One Things You Didn't Need to Know
Chronically oversharing celebs and their worst autobiographical blunders.
64 Funny Man on Fire
Bacchanalian Brit Steve Coogan paved the way for comic countrymen like Sacha Baron
Cohen. Now it's his turn.
By Josh Eells
70 The Empire Strikes Back
British bombshell Keeley Hazell Tmally makes her Maxim (and American) debut!
By Jesse Brukrran
74 Welcome to Cybergate
Computer whiz Michael Connell was a God-fearing family man who may have died to
cover up a stolen election.
Dv Simon Worrell DEPARTMENTS
12 Letters
A Ping-Pong pro stops by the office, stoners have a bowl to pick with us, and
we manage to piss off 99 percent of the U.S. Navy. Go, us!
14 Circus Maximus
Maxim Italy generously lends us model Camila Tavare, while we teach you how to
live off the grid, spy-style. Plus, how you'll likely die in 2010 and a hamster
hotel!
27 Rated
Return to the deep with BioShock 2, ancient Rome with Starz' new series Spartacus,
and the funktastic '70s with blaxploitation parody Black Dynamite.
36 Stuff
Scope the specs on Lexus' new Ober-car, the $375,000 LFA. Then throw your big
game blowout in style with our Super Bowl gear guide. La-Z-Boys? Oh, hells yeah!
42 Sex Column
Unlock Valentine's Day sex! Here's a hint: You won't need a girlfriend or flowers
to get laid.
81 Style
Come in out of the cold with this season's freshest, dopest, and other 'B0s terms
for "good" hats, jackets, sweaters, scarves, gloves, boots, and more!
96 Twenty-Four Hours to Live
Bawdy yet still incredibly babe-y comic savant Sarah Silverman opens up about
her last day on planet Earth.
