26 ABBIE BEHIND BARS: A SELF-IMPOSED GRILLING
Activist, fugitive, lifelong social nettle, Brother Hoffman conducts a remarkably
candid and touching interview with his outspoken self. Photos by Marc Weiss.
30 JIMMY PIERSALL: MADMAN BEHIND THE MIKE
In a characteristic barrage of unique preachments and uncensored opinions, the
voice of the White Sox discusses a lifetime of mental illness, the "Horny
broads" who almost cost him his job, and rates dozens of his ball-playing
contemporaries. Interview by Mike Blake.
48 JONI IS FELICITOUS
The star of the hot cable movie, Felicity, shown in all her suntanned splendor
on the beaches of Europe. Photos by Don Milne.
67 THE GIRLS OF BOULDER
OUI undresses the beautiful Ivory Girls from America's favorite winter swingland.
Photos by Billy Tinney.
82 MOTORCYCLES '82: WHO'S WHO & WHAT'S NEW
Dragbiker Russ Collins attacks the 200 mph mark; Evel, Jr. follows in his father's
jetstream, with the women and the bikes; Malcolm Forbes, the world's most affluent
hog freak.
90 MRS. PAUL HORNUNG: THE GOLDEN BOTS Golden Girl, UNDRAPED
In the tradition of Vicki LaMotta, still-sensational Pat Hornung faces the lens
naked for the first time. Photos by Carl Kravats.
34 MUSIC
Ozzy Osbourn enjoys a Black Sabbath with Ann Ventura and friend; Mike McCartney
talks about Paul as a boy; Andy Gibb reflects on Vickie Principal and the Solid
Gold damosels; and Tierra proffers pride and pachucho power FEATURES
9 JEFF STEIN:
We Are Spending $288 Billion in 1982 for Military Machines That Don't Work
10 WET DREAMS: FACTS & PHALLUSIES
The often-hilarious story of spermatorrhea therapy through the ages. By Jeff Goldberg.
12 ROBIN MOORE: GALLEON GROUPIES
Girls who hunt treasure hunters and the macho adventurers who get them.
98 PIZZA GIRL: THE PRIDE OF THE ROCKIES
Lovely, leggy Caryl is one of our Boulder discoveries. Photos by Billy Tinney. DEPARTMENTS AND OUI GIRLS
4 MAIL
Your love lives, shamelessly evoked
17 CLUB OUI QUESTIONNAIRE
This month's subject: Sex in Transit
46 WAXWORKS
Our own recording biz gossip
57 MONA, AGAIN
A familiar figure graces our centerfold
89 PHOTO STRIP
Ripe and round at Rocky Flats COVERGIRL Demi Moore: GENERAL HOSPITAL'S LATEST LAURA
She's the girl who makes Luke warm and occupies the afternoons of soapdom's fad-crazed
freaks. Demi was on our cover in January 1981. This month she returns for a revealing
interview. Photos by Phillip Dixon. Story by Bob Crane. Page 21