ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Lisa Gayle, photographed by Carl Wachter. Her pictorial begins
on page 67.
FEATURES
10 FAST FORWARD
20 Worst College Teams ... and more
17 VIEW FROM THE TOP
Essays by Emily Prager, Ben Stein, Nicholas von Hoffman, and Joe Bob Briggs
22 FIFTY YEARS OF COVER-UPS
What the government doesn't want you to know about U.F.O.'s. Article by Keith
Ferrell
28 SMART SEX
Multi-orgasmic men, by Dr. Judy Kuriansky
50 BARRY BONDS
Interview by Barry M. Bloom
57 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
Aphrodisiac update
84 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR
"Show and Tell," by Ralph Gardner, Jr.
103 THIS ANIMAL WORLD
Words and drawings by Cumings
128 THE PENIS PAGE
Eternal erections, by Bill Lawren
139 BEDTIME STORIES
"The Hot Line," by Jolie Graham
DEPARTMENTS
4 HOUSECALL
6 FORUM
14 CALL ME MADAM
26 CYBERSPACE
30 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
49 MUG SHOTS
53 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE
63 SORAYAMA
64 HYPER SEX
83 MILITARY AFFAIRS
106 THE JOKE MAN
108 HARD TIMES
130 PENTHOUSE COMIX
142 PARTING SHOT