ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Aneta Smrhova, photographed by Robert Gordon. Aneta's pictorial
begins on page 75.
FEATURES
12 FAST FORWARD
19 VIEW FROM THE TOP
"Tiger Talking," by Michael Kaplan
26 BORDER WARS
By Peter Laufer
52 SPORTING AMERICA
Lisa Kubo, By Jonathan Davis and Leigh Clark
54 JUSTICE
Banning masturbation, and other bizarre laws. By Alan M. Dershowitz
58 WHY TV SUCKS
By Catherine Seipp
63 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
By Ed Dwyer
69 HOT HOLIDAY GIFTS
93 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
94 STAND-UP GUYS
Bill Burr. By Jonathan Davis
96 SUDDEN DEATH
By Fred Dickey
116 PENTHOUSE BOOKS
119 BOUGHS OF FOLLY
Satire by Joseph Farris
140 SMART SEX
By Dr. Judy Kuriansky
165 SEX-TOY PARTIES By Bobbi Dempsey
PICTORIALS
39 Monica & MANDY
Photos by Robert Gordon
75 PET OF THE MONTH Aneta Smrhova. Photos by Robert Gordon
103 DARIA
Photos by Frank Russo
125 MILES & FAITH
Photos by Tony Ward
DEPARTMENTS
8 FORUM
16 CALL ME MADAM
24 FEEDBACK
33 DREAMS & DIVERSIOP6
36 JOYSTICK
56 TECHNOMANIA
99 RIBALD RIMES
138 THE PENIS PAGE
142 SORAYAMA
148 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD
158 THE JOKE MAN
160 HARD TIMES
162 ONLINE HUMOR
170 X-RATED VIDEO