PICTORIALS 42 SOUTHERN COMFORT
2008 Pet of the Year Erica Ellyson
72 COMING UP ROSES
Pet of the Month Bree Olson
94 SHOW GIRLS
Sammie and Charmane
110 STACK THE DECK
Gina Novak
126 BLONDE ON BLONDE
Diana and Marlie
FULL FRONTAL 11 FLICKS
Wicked Women, the Second Annual Dirty Dozen Awards, and reviews
16 SOUNDS Shelby Lynne, Moby, the Raveonettes, and more
22 JOYSTICK
Condemned 2, Lost, Mario Kart, and more
24 READS
Comedy at the Edge, DUmma-porn-star">Uma Key, Lush Life, and more reviews
26 SIRENS
Crime novelist Christa Faust
LIFE ON TOP 31 POUR HOUSE
St. Patrick's Day drinks
32 TECH
Portable hard drives
34 FREEWHEELIN'
Honda CBR1000RP
36 DRIVING FORCE
Audi R8
38 PET PEEVES
40 SCOUNDREL
FEATURES 54 DANNY BONADUCE
Lucky for us, this self-destructive star doesn't know when to shut up. By Chauncé
Hayden
62 BACHELOR PARTY REDUX
This new DVD original injects a double-D cup of raunch into the sex comedy classic.
By Daniel Nemet-Nejat
66 THE MODERN CON MAN
How the con-man lifestyle comes in handy, both at your job and after you've punched
out
70 A GIFT FOR JAB Adam Carolla has conquered TV, radio, and animation. Now he's trying his hand
at a feature film. By John Bolster
88 SPY GAMES
How to stay under the radar of technology trackers
104 BOINK: COLLEGE SEX BY THE PEOPLE HAVING IT
Erotic essays by horny coeds
120 BLOW BY BLOW
Chelsea Summers reveals her love of deep-throating
137 DEAR DR. Z
Find the perfect one-night stand
DEPARTMENTS 4 FORUM
58 GAMETIME
92 STAND-UP GUYS
124 PENTHOUSE BOOKS
140 X-RATED VIDEO
150 PAST PERFECT