6 STELLA
She Loves Getting Stuck by Starlight
Photography by RBK
10 HOWARD HUGHES' SECRET SEX LIFE
The Kinky Coming Of A Dirty, Rich Old Man
Article by Richard Mathison
13 NANCY DAVIS
Not Counting Sheep In Mobile, Alabama
Photography by Larsson
20 DOIN' THE DYKE BARS
What Really Goes On In Those Places?
Article by Robert Duncan
23 NORA
No Direction Home
Photography by Walter Frank
30 KISS ZapS JAPAN
The Japanese Speak Rock
Article by Michael Gross
33 WIDE OPEN RECEIVER
The Girls We'd Most Like To Bump-And-Run With
Photography by Bob Williams
38 SEX MYTHS
What You Don't Know Can Hurt You
Article by Carole Altman
42 THE DEADLIEST ART
Three Suspense Tales That'll Uncurl Your Hair
Fiction by Robert Bloch
45 HERE'S MARTHA
And We're Glad!
Photography by Ed Alexander
52 THE ORGASM THEORY
What Do UFOs, Rainmaking and Sex Have In Common?
Article by Martin Clark
55 CLAIRE HUNTER
Swank's Prizewinning Playgirl
Photography by Larry Caye
62 R-R-RUBBERS
For Prevention Of Disease Only?
Fiction by Irving Wexler
65 JUDY MARTIN
You've Got A Date With Judy
Photography by RBK
72 THE PLACE PIGALLE
A Report From the Red-Light District of Paris
Article by Christopher-Robyn Gilmore
75 CHRISTINE WYATT
Boston Clam Chow-Down
Photography by Robert Williams
80 SPANKING ASS
Some Cherry-Red Case Histories
Article by Helen Bach
83 A STAR IS BORN!
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Twinkie
Photography by RBK Studios
EDITORIAL NOTE
Hey, say Happy Birthday, will ya! Then join in and help us celebrate.
It's been that kind of year, and you've proved you're that kind of
reader. Tits 'n' ass and crotch with class. You asked for it, you got
it. One hundred pages jam-packed with the cream of our centerfold crop
(no pasteurized pussy here, fellas); fiction furious enough to have you
banging your head (as well as your handle) against the bathroom wall;
people profiles so personal we had to blindfold the typesetters just to
prevent prepublication leaks.
And here they are, all wrapped up in one beeyootiful birthday package.
Check it out: centerfolds so explicit our postman blushes a shade of
pink even the censors won't tolerate (we must be doing something
right); boobs so baaad they just beckon you to reach out for a hand (or
mouth) full (oh yeah, and a couple of little monkey tits for the other
guys); asses so exquisite we had to chain our mailroom boy (he's Greek)
to the chinning bar so he could work off that extra energy; legs and
lips, too, guys, but not just ordinary legs. Oh no. These legs go all
the way up to her ass! And not just your run-of-the-mill lips, either.
These lips are made for orals you never found in college (at least not
the way our girls give them)!
Dig it, man. We really got off on putting this present together for
you. Not only because we know you groove on it (our sales keep going up
and up), but because we still get off on reading and ogling once again
all those succulent titbits that got us up and off earlier in the year.
So,for our birthday, THE BEST OF SWANK, from us to you. Why? Because
you want the best—and we care enough to send you the very best. It's
our hallmark!
Enjoy!
The Editors
