EDITORIAL NOTE
The Skinny
Here at SKIN were pleased to let you know that you're an Ass, man.
Whoops, wrong punctuation! We mean an Ass-man, meaning you've got a desire for
the derriere, a fondness for the fanny, a hankering for the hiney, a passion for
the posterior, a reverence for the rear end, a lust for—aw, you know what
we mean. To this "end", we proudly present our very special feature,
Ass You Like It, a compendium of Tinseltown's Top 20 Bottoms, spotlighting the
renowned rumps of such starlets as Salma Hayek, Madonna, Tyra Banks, Bridget Fonda
and she of the capacious caboose, the stunning Jennifer Lopez. Now there's a babe
who's Fir been properly reared!
Our other departments are filled with the usual sexy suspects, as well as a mouthful
of fresh 'n' juicy stars. Be sure to take a gawk at our Film Buffs feature, which
focuses on The Leading Man's Thandie Newton, Titanic's Kate Winslet, The Last
Days Of Disco's Kate Beckinsale and The Spree's Jennifer Beals. What a feeling!
And for a more candid approach to your nudest faves, check out our latest installment
of Grin And Bare It!, featuring all-new, all-nude paparazzi shots of such sought
after muff as Beth-hurley-porn-sta">ElizaBeth Hurley, Cameron Diaz, and Spice Girls Victoria and Mel
B.
Our At Your Request section sizzles again this issue, with YOU guys telling US
what you want to see. Last Tango's Maria Schneider, hip-hop princess star Lil'
Kim, renowned movieland donut-bumper Anne Heche and that rock star bitch, Courtney
Love, are only a few of the lovely ladies you'll be eyeballing on these provocative
pages.
And in case you haven't noticed, we're giving you a holiday gift that will keep
you smiling over the upcoming winter months. It's our piping-hot The Breast Of
Celebrity Skin 1999 Calendar, where we roll out a full year of pies of the most
bodacious bikini-stuffers to hit Hollywood. Voracious Russ Meyer vixen Uschi Digart,
nubian sex symbol Pam Grier and jugs a'plenty horror heroine Jamie Lee Curtis
are only hree of the dozen ladies whose mouthwatering milk-bags grace these sweater
meat-saturated pages.
But you don't need a calendar to known what day it is. Carpe diem, man...turn
the page and begin!