EDITORIAL NOTE
The Skinny
It's been a bi-polar month around these parts with SKIN's mischievous inner child
and parental good sense duking it out in a brutal game of moral tug-of-war. And
guess what? Our inner child is kicking ass! Unbelievers need only turn the page,
dare they step inside the ring with CELEBRITY SKIN #80, Naughty By Nature, featuring
some of the baddest mothers (and let's not forget daughters and sisters!) ever
to swish their saucy tail across the big and small screens.
Round One socks it to ya in our Replete Offenders section, lining up a cell full
of well-rounded bad girls who continually pop our corks in the cruellest of ways
only Madonna, Gina Gershon, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Lena Olin, Anne Parillaud, Theresa
Russell, Joan Severance and others can. Bad never looked so good!
Unless, of course you're staring at the sweet 'n' sour seductresses found in our
Ill-Tempered Temptresses section. Yup, we've got Jennifer Lopez, Amanda Plummer,
Glenn Close, Fabiana Udenio of Austin Powers fame and the whole nasty lot of 'em.
So maybe one of them boils bunnies and the other wears layers of chains while
engaging in sadistic rituals, but come on! They're smokin'!
And you will be too the minute you turn the page to our Lean, Mean, Fighting Machines
department, kicking and screaming with the cruelest, nudest newcomers ever to
step up to the silver screen and out of their undies. Or maybe you've seen enough
Rose McGowan, Christina Ricci, Ali Lager, Reese Witherspoon, Drew Barrymore, Georgina Cates, and Denise Richards. Yeah. Just what we thought. We'll see you there.
And we're sure we'll bump into you again in our Ass-Kicking Cable Coquettes department
where the vampy, vengeful forms of late-night cable stars get the paddywagon rockin'.
Then, when all is said and done, we'll say our goodbyes over a sampling of legendary
leading lewd girls like Mamie Van Doren, Hedy Lamarr, badass Betty Page, Pam Grier,
that Bitch Joan Collins and more in our Original Sinners department.
Oh, and just to prove that SKIN takes the good with the bad, we're giving you
your own personal mini-mag, From Virgin To Vixen, featuring the 24 sexiest films
ever to drive the purest of snow right out of her little cotton panties!
Oh, behave!
Eds.