EDITORIAL NOTE
THE SKINNY — Lock and load gentlemen, because here they come: our frightening,
frisky and foxy FEMME FATALES! They fire shotguns, crack whips, swing swords and
flash flesh—and not necessarily in that order! Our death-dealing dishes
kick ass, and kick us off, as SKIN features XXXrated hellcat Asia Argento's horrifyingly
hot bod, Kill Bill beauties Umma-porn-star">Uma-thurman-porn-star">Umma-porn-star">Uma Thurman and Daryl Hannah fight it out to determine
who's the tastiest Tarantino T&A! Ghetto fab-fox Pam "Don't call me mamm"
Grier unleashes her double barrels of Coffy, Swedish Thriller Christina Lindberg
keeps her one eye on us as we eye her amazingly taut torso. The Devil's gift to
exploitation film, Misty Mundae, screams Bite Me! (Lines form to the right, gentlemen.)
Tomb Raider and man-baiter Angelina Jolie fires her torpedoes, while Charlize
Theron, eases our Aeon Flux wait by giving us Head in the Clouds! Apolcalypse?
No problem, Mr. President, because Milla Jovovich is here to battle Resident Evildoers!
Finally, X2's delicious Deathstrike, Kelly Hu, makes her sopping wet SKIN debut
as she gets a piece of the Rock in The Scorpion King. Next up, raise your union
jack and salute our bloody hot BRITISH BABES! Kate Winslet kicks us off in all
her full-frontal glory! Then luscious lasses Beth-hurley-porn-sta">Liz Hurley, Helena Bonham Carter,
Rhona Mitra, Rachel Weisz, Sadie Frost, Claire Forlani and others thrust their
English crumpets right up your apples and pears! Then it's on to the costumed
cuties and timeless tail that make up SKIN's Historical Honeys! Holy Roman ravishers
Connie Nielsen and Valentina Cervi rub bare shoulders with French feline Isabelle
Adjani—and 13th Century Fox Sophie Marceau does the nasty with the swinger
of Scotland's longest broadsword! Catherine McCormack, Claire Danes and Jane March
also loosen their corsets for some old-time slap and tickle! Lastly our VIDEO
VIXENS hold carnal court: Renee Rea is in the Fast Lane to nudity, JezeBelle Bond
strips to perfection in Embrace the Darkness II, Landon Hall checks into the Hotel
Exotica, and Lenka Novak is a Coach's topless dream!
—Hollis