5 Mail Bag Praising American women, more shaved clams wanted, Quaker State woes. 7 News Real Odd items from the papers. 9 Chic Thrills Natural dog food, FDA vibrator report, clap in your hair. 16 Prescription Junkies by Bob Schneider. They've hooked your mother; you're next. 20 Gloria Photographed by Clive McLean. Boning up. 29 Goodbye to the '70s The ways we were. 32 Tail From the Crypt Photographed by Matti Klatt. Is sex with the undead horrifying? 40 Darkness on Shock Street Fiction by Tom De Haven. Life around the corner. 44 That Was the Year That Wasn't by Zbigniew Kindela. 1979's failed prophecies. 46 Rachael Photographed by James Baes. Easin' on down. 56 John Gofman: Scientist in Rage Interview by Gar Smith. Plutonium's co-discoverer argues against plutonium. 60 How to Speak '80s by Danny Nussbaum. Future buzzwords. 62 The Doomsday Industry by Michael Bane. The cost of survival. 66 Harem Girls Photographed by Clive McLean. 87 Close-Up Sex rockers, ex-runway queen, lick teacher. 95 Dope by Barry Armitage. Free base: Coke you smoke. 99 Sex Life Telephone sex: Lust by wire.