4,12,13 IT'S YOUR LETTERS...
The rudest. raunchiest readers' revelations anywhere!
5 ALYSSA...
don't like her sofa, but we'd still shag her on if
14 DAWN...
soapin' and soppin' in the shower
20 BAD BEHAVIOUR...
From Jackass' Steve-O, Eminem and Roscoe P. Coltrane
21 PORNO PEOPLE...
planning on being cryogenically frozen to have future sex?
22 JO AND KAT...
Two right sods get dressed as cheerleaders. Lovely
28 MUSIC...
get yer ears out for the lads'
30 HEATHER & MARY...
fishin' for compliments
36 LORNA...
beach babe begging for a hone
40 SOPHIE...
she looks sweet and innocent - but looks aren't everything
44 JUDIT...
just look at those princely charlies...
52, 58 READERS' GIRLFRIENDS...
you're shagging girls like this? You lucky lot!
56 OFF YOUR HEDONIST...
filthy materials for the privacy of your own home
62 TALKIN' BLUE...
filthy tucking stories from the world's rudest readers
68 PEACHES...
the bit at the back you're all obsessed with
92 CLUB SHOP...
bringing you the very rudest in R18 action
93TERESA...
her hair's red - and so's her arse from all that. spanking
98 THE NAKED CELEB...
Is that you. Liv Tyler's model mum?
99 FUN LOVIN' QUIMINALS...
a life of crime as lived by a naughty, naked girl
EDITORIAL NOTE
And now, the end is near and so I face my final issue. I've done what I had to
do and I don't know anymore of the words but suffice it to say this is my last
issue of Club. It's been a wonderful, wacky, whacked-out ride with many spillages
and sex stops along the way. Over ten years I've been at the helmet of the country's
most imaginative, irreverent men's mag and had a damn fine time doing it. I've
met some excellent people along the way, especially the one with long blonde hair
and big tits, and can recall almost 17% of what actually happened. The rest is
well documented in written warnings and verbal bollockings but is probably best
forgotten. But one thing's for sure, the ride would have been a rotten one without
you the heroic reader and I wish you well in the future. Hopefully we'll meet
again on a pub floor soon but till then, thank you and goodnight. Boo hoo...
— The Ed.
