4 Club Clips
8 The Night the Toys Came Out
Barry Kaplan
12 Laurette
Amnon Bar-Tur
20 Thar She Blows
Chester Bernard
24 Roll 'Em Jay Myrdal
28 The Kiss
Fred Enke
35 Handwriting David Stanley
40 Clive Barnes Interview
Frank Norman
43 Annie
Fred Enke
53 The Repubic of West Vagina
Bradd Milstone
59 Phallic Metalics
Hipgnosis
62 Time-Lag Orgasm Prolongation
Fulton Brycer
67 Down in the Glade?
Fred Enke
73 Modus Operandi
Edited by David Jones
76 Fair Play, Girls Olivia De Berardinis
78 Club Footnotes
Algonquin N. Park II
80 Kerry
Clive McClean
86 Fiona's First Film Fiona Richmond
90 Communication
94 Tattoo Much Jay Myrdal
EDITORIAL NOTE
There are guys around who think that the game of sex is kids stuff, and there
are other guys who reckon that sex is just kids. But the sort of games that are
conjured up in The Night the Toys Came Out, are strictly for adults only. These
dolls not only walk and talk, but screw and chew. Which should make them ideal
candidates for Chester Bernard's investigation into the semen-swallowing antics
of average American couples, called Thar She Blows.
But if you're shy about such matters, then you could always write poems to your
loved one — but be careful, your desires can be easily read, as our feature
on Handwriting shows. If all this seems in the world of fantasy, then join up
with the Repubic of West Vagina, where the air is cleaner, the girls bigger and
the men tougher. If that excites you too much, then take note of Time-Lag Orgasm
Prolongation a titillating tale about prolonging that magic orgasmic moment, and
still coming out in one piece.
Politicians are infamous for being chopped up, yet remaining whole — so
let's see how they fare after Algonquin N. Park II chews them up in Club Footnotes.
Our own lovely Fiona storms the celluloid fortress with her first major movie
role, and talks about the fun and frolics when she made the film. For those into
self-decoration then Phallic Metalics is a must -- that is if you like your lady
to have balls round her neck. And for those who reckon that jewelry is strictly
for the birds, then try a bit of tattooing - and we'll show you how and where
in Tattoo Much.
All this, plus some amazing ladies, the hottest letters, and straight-from-the-shoulder
advice on sex, sin and seduction, makes this issue of Club one of the best.
Tony Power
