4 Communication 6 Club Clips 8 The Awful Ordeal of Titti Bittern Angela Saxon 11 Ava Dwight Fox 20 Never Look A Gift Whore in the Mouth Noel Kilgen
22 The Wills and Ways of Howard Hughes
Clifford Irving
27 Ruby and Rowena
James Ballard
36 Sean Connery
Interview Clarke Taylor
39 Yule Be Sorry
Peter Clarke
43 Marta
James Ballard
52 Twolip Service
J. T. Izard
56 S & Merry Xmas
Robert Brandt
60 Nymphs and Satyrs
Karl Steiner
65 The Lovers
James Ballard
72 Modus Operandi
Edited by David Jones
81 Santa Clawed
Olivia DeBerardinis
84 Tommy
Olivia
94 Club Footnotes
Algonquin N. Park II
EDITORIAL NOTE
Spirits, both bottled and otherwise, are high at this festive time as Club ends
another year of unprecedented success in the men's magazine field: which is no
easy earth to plough, friends, unless you can continually come up with the kind
of content this issue presents to you with our sincere compliments and thanks
for all the support you have given us during the last year.
We've even tried to help you get together a better time with articles like Never
Look a Gift Whore In The Mouth, a comprehensive guide to what to give friends
possessing similar lurid tastes to your own, and S/M Party Games, which have to
be a little more interesting than pinning the tail on a donkey - unless, of course,
it happens to be a particularly cute ass.
On a more serious level, we feel our interview with Sean Connery has revealed
more than we ever knew about the man who had balls enough to throw up several
million dollars to get out of bondage to become one of the world's foremost serious
actors. Balls are something we felt author Clifford Irving never lacked until
the system and the ex-Mr. Hughes tried a little castration job on him - however
we are pleased to report that his article The Wills and the Ways of Howard Hughes
indicate that he's still jockfull of nuts and hanging loose.
So, with a few Nymphs and Satyrs, our delightful ladies (who, by the way, said
to say, "Glad you ain't queer, wish you were here, but merry Christmas anyway.")
and your more than interesting letters, we have an issue that should make your
Christmas tree grow long and happy.
One final point: take a look at our little brother magazine Club Quest. Millions
of readers have and sales have exploded - which all goes to prove, as I tell my
girlfriends: it doesn't have to be big to be beautiful. The very best to you,
yours and anybody else's you can get your hands on.
Tony Power
