4 Communication 8 Ropes, Rods and the Big Apple
T. Christopher Siklos
11 Corina
Dwight Fox
20 Enema Cocktails
Marvin Bevans
24 Adventures of a Water Sports Enthusiast
Robert
27 Lady Chatterley's Gardener
Peter Hurd
36 President Nixon's Last Tape
Clifford Irving
40 Samuel Pepy's Porno Diary
Brett Cosmos
43 Charlene
Olivia
52 A Xenophilous Debauchee
William Hardcastle
60 Jamie
Alan Sass
66 Modus Operandi
Edited by David Jones
70 The Deflowerers
Jean Greene
76 Happy Plays
Olivia
84 Tits and Ass
Mandy Curtis
91 Christina
Dwight Fox
97 Club Footnotes
Algonquin N. Park II
EDITORIAL NOTE
With four-fifths of the country only just recovering from frost-bitten balls,
with our friends dying around us from Government-sponsored flu germs, with baseball
only just about to relieve us from that hell of a spell of sports boredom—we
are proud to present you with yet another exceptional edition of Club to brighten
your month.
I mean, what could be more cheering than a face-to-face confrontation with dear
old Richard Nixon, interviewed by our resident liar, Clifford Irving (page 36)
. If, as you plough through the ever-intriguing variables of Dickie's mind, you
might doubt the conversation's authenticity, don't ask us—"swerving
Irving" won't tell the truth to us, either. So make up your own mind, and
don't ever say that Club doesn't cater to the out-of-the-ordinary.
On a par with the above mentioned entertainment, however, is our analytical survey
on Enema Cocktails (page 20) , where we attempt to tempt your palate (?) with
refreshing rectal recipes to titillate even the most sophisticated buns. As they
say (whoever they may be) what goes in must come out.
Or maybe a little flower-deflowering (page 70) is your scene? It isn't? So why
the hell did I put that in. Oh, well... try a run-down on the Ropes, Rods and
the Big Apple (page 8) route, or take a very private peek in the Secret Diary
of Sammel Pepy's (page 40) .
For the very hard to please, there are in-depth reports on water sports, plastic
surgery, some truly outrageous reader mail—and of course, the sensational
Club ladies, showing it like it is. So enjoy.
Tony Power
