FAB FOURPLAY 4 John Lennon's Wife Yoko Ono 8 Paul McCartney's Fiancee Jane Asher 10 Paul McCartney's Wife Linda McCartney 12 Ringo Starr's Wife Barbara Bach 14 George Harrison's Wife PATTI BOYD 16 From Patti to Paternity LORY DEL SANTO ROMANCING THE STONES 20 Mick Jagger's Longtime Lover MariaNNE FAITHFULL 22 Mick Jagger's Wedlock Mother MARSHA HUNT 24 Mick Jagger's Only Wife Bianca JAGGER 26 Mick Jagger's Would-Be Wife Jerry Hall 28 Keith Richards' Weirdo 'Wife' Anita Pallenberg 34 Bill Wyman's Teen Bride MANDY SMITH ROCK STEADIES 36 David-bowie-musician">David Bowie's Bisexual Bride ANGELA BOWIE 38 Sting's Common Law Lover TRUDIE STYLER 40 Bob 'Live Aid' Geldof's Wife Paula Yates LASTING PICTURE SHOWS 42 Sidney Poitier's Mixed Marriage JOANNA SHIMKUS 44 Donald Sutherland's Open House FRANCINE RACETTE 46 Richard Dreyluss' Lifesaving Marriage JERAMIE RAIN 50 Patrick Swayze's Monogamous Marriage LISA NIEMI NETWORKING 52 Lorenzo Lamas Weds Co-Star's Daughter Kathleen Kinmont 54 John 'Dynasty' James' Beauty Queen Bride DENISE COWARD 56 'Hill Street' Renko Gets the 'Blues' DEBI RICHTER 58 Ken 'Wiseguy' Wahl Hides His Pet's Past Corinne Alphen WAHL A COURTIN' WE WILL GO 60 The Lee Marvin Palimony Case MICHELLE TRIOLA 64 The Book Closes on the Spillane Split SHERRI SPILLANE 66 Stallone Pays for 'Paradise' JOYCE INGALLS 68 James Caan's Still a 'Hit' with Her Sheila Ryan 72 Richard Pryor: The Wife He Can't Forget DEBORAGH PRYOR 75 Richard Pryor: The Wife He Can't Ignore JENNIFER LEE 76 Petter Sellers' Widow Cut$ Off His Kids Lynne Frederick X-MATES 78 Elvis Presley's Secret Lover MINDI MILLER 82 The Wildcat Who Tamed Mitchum & Sharif Lindy Benson 86 Comic Richard Belzer is `Lady Chatterley's Lover' HARLEE McBRIDE Michael Douglas' Fatal Attraction to Nudie Models LOREDANA ROMITO & JENNY
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EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
"It's terrible," Jerry Hall said of her celebrity status. "Once
you get to be well known, you find that all those nude pictures or cheeky shots
that you did in the past start popping up in all types of magazines!" But
as Jerry will discover on pages 26 to 29, CELEBRITY SLEUTH is unlike any other
magazine that's ever popped up. .
The realm of celebrity has broadened dramatically over the past decade—embracing
not only those famous for Andy Warhol's prescribed "fifteen minutes,"
but also those reknown merely for saying, "I do." With this special
issue devoted to "Wives & Lovers," we're embracing many of the beautiful
women who've uttered those magic words to a major celebrity in recent years, as
well as others whose principal claim to fame is to say: "I did."
And that's what they truly have in common—these sexy spouses and sweethearts
of the stars: if asked whether they'd ever cavorted for the camera, each would
seemingly have to reply, "I did!" And why not, for as previously profiled
actress Louisa Moritz {vol. 3, no. 3} once observed: "I think showing your
body is inherent in the entertainment profession. The public is always curious
about the people they see in the movies, and good photography makes the female
anatomy an object of art, I would say."
Say no more, for between these covers we've arranged a delightful three dozen
of the most alluring "Wedding Belles" and "Magnificent Others"
seen to date! Money Can't Buy Me Love sang the Beatles, but they made out beautifully
with what they had, as depicted in our opener "Fab Fourplay." Similarly,
the Rolling Stones lamented that You Can't Always Get What You Want . . . but
whatever the ladies lined up in "Romancing the Stones" lack, they'll
surely never need! Those two supergroups paved the way for our other "Rock
Steadies" to score big—unions whose longevity pales in comparison to
the "Lasting Picture Shows" in our fourth section. We move from the
big screen to the small one in "Networking". ..and then to the grandest
stage of modern times: the witness box {judge for yourself in "A Courtin'
We Will Go"}. Alas, nothing lasts forever—even porn stars—so
our final grouping of "X Mates" salutes the carnal couplings of those
no longer linked.
All in all, we're firmly convinced this compendium of comely connubials is one
of our hottest issues ever. But then, everything's relative.. .
Let the Dames Begin!