ALL-TIME SEXIEST SPOUSES 4 Hart to Hart Stefanie Powers 6 Bewitched ELIZABeth MONTGOMERY 8 The Farmer's Daughter INGER STEVENS 10 McMillan and Wife Susan Saint James 12 The Bob Newhart Show SUZANNE PLESHETTE 14 Newhart MARY FRANN CURRENT TOP 10's 16 Full House LORI LOUGHLIN 18 Evening Shade Marilu Henner 20 Murphy Brown Candice Bergen 22 Who's the Boss JUDITH LIGHT 24 Homefront SAMMI DAVIS-VOSS 26 Designing Women JULIA DUFFY 28 Parker Lewis Can't Lose Melanie CHARTOFF 29 Late Night Sandra Bernhard 32 The Robin Byrd Show ROBIN BYRD MASTER•PIECE THEATRE 34 The Forsyte Saga SUSAN HAMPSHIRE 36 Upstairs, Downstairs JEAN MARSH 38 Upstairs, Downstairs Lesley-Anne Down 40 I, Claudius SHEILA WHITE 42 Lillie Francesca Annis 44 Brideshead Revisited DIANA QUICK VIDEO VISIONS 46 MTV's "Spring Break" Kari Wuhrer 47 MTV's "Original VJ" MARTHA QUINN 48 "First Lady of Video Jocks' Nina Blackwood 50 MTV "Movietime" Hostess KATIE WAGNER
51 MTV's "House of Style" Cindy Crawford
52 MTV's "Just Say Julie" Julie Brown
54 "Club MTV" 'DOWNTOWN' Julie Brown MOVERS & SHAKERS
56 Hullabaloo LADA EDMUND, JR.
58 Dance Fever Diane Day AMERICA'S MOST WANTED
60 Lobo Tara Buckman
62 Scarecrow and Mrs. King Martha Smith
64 In the Heat of the Night ANNE-MARIE JOHNSON
66 Midnight Caller LISA EILBACHER WET NURSES
68 E/R CORINNE BOHRER
70 Nightingales CHELSEA FIELD
72 Nurses ARNETIA WALKER PEEL OF FORTUNE
74 Wheel of Fortune VANNA•HITE
76 `Le French Vanna' Annie PUJOL
78 'll Vanna d'Italia' Viviana NATALE SLEUTH'S SLEEPERS
80 Two Marriages JANET EILBER
82 Ladies' Man SIMONE GRIFFETH
84 Lucy & Desi FRANCES FISHER
86 Evening Shade FABIANA UDENIO NIGHTTIME HALL OF FRAME
88 Dynasty Linda Evans
90 Dynasty Heather Locklear
92 The Colbys Tracy Scoggins
94 Dallas Charlene Tilton
96 Knots Landing LISA HARTMAN
98 Back Issues Available
99 Special Offers
EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
"This fall," warned TV Guide, "television is taking a great leap...backward.
Still, there are plenty of good reasons to stick around this season, so don't
merely take our word for how a show measures up. Ultimately, it's up to you, the
viewer, to decide what's worth watching." And, as you have for our first
four "Tele•Visions" bestsellers, we trust that forward-looking
fans will again decide that Sleuth is the one to watch!
Ironically, network television—in an effort to compete with cable and video,
no doubt—is becoming racierthan ever! Witness the 1991 Emmy Awards, which
some called the raunchiest show of the year: First, we had presenter Jane Seymour
imagining "what it would be like to lay every Emmy winner end to end..."
{"You'd be exhausted," quipped co-presenter John Goodman}. Next, comedian
Gilbert Gottfried said of Pee Wee Herman's arrest for masturbation: "If that's
a crime, I should be on Death Row!" Continuing to beat a dead hose, Gottfried
encouraged the black-tie crowd to "clap if you like masturbation." Then,
best actress winner Kirstie Alley thanked her husband, Parker Stevenson—"Who
has given me the big one for the last eight years." Finally, best actor recipient
Burt Reynolds gave equal lime to wife Loni Anderson for "giving me two big
ones over the years."
As one who's done the same since 1985 {including luscious Loni's—twice},
I am proud to present this fifth edition of "Tele•Visions"—a
'nuther nifty nod to network nudes. This volume features a full fifty full-figured
femmes from the small screen {not in their case}, spanning the dial from MD/ {"Video
Visions"} to PBS {"Master•Piece Theatre"}...and everything
in between. As always, we've endeavored to include an equal mix of the legends
{"Nighttime Hall of Frame"} and the cultfigures you've requested, such
as reader Ron from the Philippines who recently wrote: "I worship the nice
ass of Corinne Bohrer." Ass you wish {p.69}...
To paraphrase the shows currently on the air, Sleuth is a MAN OF THE PEOPLE, so
he's taken a QUANTUM LEAP in this EXPOSE of AMERICA'S MOST WANTED. Though most
are PERFECT STRANGERS to him, few remain UNSOLVED MYSTERIES for long, so he's
gathered a FULL HOUSE of DESIGNING WOMEN who BLOSSOM forth with NORTHERN EXPOSURE.
And to top it off, these Golden GirlS are displayed IN LIVING COLOR.
CHEERS,
