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EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
"You know," unctuous Geraldo Rivera began a recent taping of his eponymous
talk show, "celebrities, movie stars, politicians and the like are all public
people—individuals who have voluntarily given up their privacy in exchange
for money and power. But there's a whole other category of public people who also
have their lives scrutinized by the press and they don't get paid for it. What
must it be like to be the child of fame?" And that's the focus of this edition
of CELEBRITY SLEUTH...
We have with us today a whole new {or rather, nude} generation of beautiful people:the DaughterS of Fame...who've exposed their frame! Naked as JAY birds, these lovely ladies SALLY forth to PHIL up our pages with RIVERS of pulchritude. You can never MONTEL who you'll find {MAURY than you'd ever expect}, but if she's ever engaged in eg-REGIS exposures, we'll SPRINGER on you with the speed of a first-class LETTER, MAN. Gosh, OPRAH not bragging too much...
"The celebrity," wrote the distinguished Librarian of Congress Daniel J. Boorstin, "is a person known for his well-knownness. The hero was a big man; the celebrity is a big name." And as the Washington Post just described in its "10 Laws of Celebrity" cover story: "People become heroes by slaying dragons {as does Sir Sleuth}, rescuing damsels in distress {in Sir's case, dis-dress}, or defeating cruel enemies {mediocre mags with only their initials in common}. But celebrities," the Post points out, "can also be made in more mundane ways, such as being born into the right family." And from whence spring the seeds of dis contents...
Relatively Peeking,
