EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
"It's terrible," moans Jagger's jewel Jerry Hall (who closes this issue
of opening sights}. "Once you start to get well-known, you find that ALL
THOSE NUDE PICTURES THAT YOU DID IN THE PAST start popping up in all types of
magazines." Fortunately, there's no other magazine like Sleuth...
Known for our "firsts"— pioneering celebrity uncoverage of Royalty,
Sisters, Bloopers, Jet Sets, Beauty Queens, Sports Figures, and many other dream
themes—we've now achieved the ultimate "Breakthrough": unearthing
today's top stars "The First Time Ever" they elected to pose nude!
There's something especially erotic about discovering these damsels in their debut
disrobings—when the flesh was willing and the will was weak. In those early
days, many of them took to it like "buttah"... nowadays, it wouldn't
even melt in their mouth. So, in perhaps our most exhaustive "body search,"
we've gone back in time...when they were in their prime.
Before settling on the title of "The First Time Ever..."—which
we trust won't generate any Flack {ahem}-1 considered a number of other possibilities:
"Young Striplings", "These Buds For You", "Inaugural
Undress", "Once Removed", "Original Skins", "Stark
Reminders", "Opening Gambits", "Fore-Baring", "Prior
A-Peel," and "First Off...". I hope you'll come away feeling we
choose wisely—and swell.
Love at First Sighting,