ALL NEW Network Nudes! COMEDY IS PRETTY 4 Spin City Heidi Klum 8 Dharma & Greg Jenna Elfman 10 It's Lite.You Know... Jennifer Grey 12 Fekity Keri Russell ALLY McPeel
16 McBeal Calista Flockhart
18 Renee Radick Lisa Nicole Carson
20 Nellie Porter Portia de Rossi
24 Ling Woo Lucy Liu LOTS OF 'PRACTICE'
26 Ellenor Frutt CAMRYN MANHEIM
28 Lindsay Dole KELLI WILLIAMS
30 Chantelle-fontain-porn-star">Rebecca Washington LISA GAY HAMILTON PEOPLE ARE TALKING!
32 'Larry the Lip' SANDRA MARGOT'
36 Romantically Incorrect JESSICA SOBEL
38 Dial-a-Date HOUSTON POLICE SIRENS
42 NYPD Blue AMY BRENNEMAN
44 Silk Stalkings JANET GUNN
48 Nash Bridges Yasmine Bleeth SMOOTH OPERATORS
50 Jeanie Boulet GLORIA REUBEN
54 Anna Del Amico Maria BELLO
56 ElizaBeth Corday Alex Kingston PEACOCK TEASERS
58 Diff 'rent Strokes Dana PLATO
60 Suddenly Susan Brooke Shields
62 Friends Jennifer Aniston
64 Just Shoot Me LAURA SAN GIACOMO
66 Just Shoot Me WENDIE MALICK
68 Providence MELINA KANAKAREDES SHRINK (UN)WRAPPED
70 Lilith Crane BEBE NEUWIRTH
72 Kelsey's Couchmate Camille Donatacci
76 Daphne Moon Jane Leeves CHANCES WERE REMOTE
78 Falcon Crest ANA ALICIA
80 Dynasty Catherine Oxenberg
82 Melrose Place CHERYL POLLAK HOSTESS CUPCAKES
84 Night Calls DORIA
88 The X Show ASHLEY DEGENFORD
90 Naughty Amateur Home Videos LAUREN HAYS
94 Naughty Amateur Home Videos LEXUS
98 Back Issues Available
99 Special Offers
EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
"It's a truth universally acknowledged," writes no less a universal
authority than the New York Times, "that every man in possession of a television
set must be in love with Jenna Elfman or Calista Flockhart. Or both." We've
GOT both!
"How can a man be so out of the loop, hot young thing wise?" asks a
Details scribe. "Is it Alyssa or Calista? Jada or Jenna? Peta or Portia?"
Hell—it's Nelle {de Rossi denuded, p. 20) since, as one McBeal advocate
makes the case: "Ally simply told its story in the language of good old-fashioned
TV sex. That was the grabber {grab-her on p. 161. Americans love nothing, if not
talking and watching and arguing TV sex. It so much... tidierthan real sex. Real
sex is unsettling: we agonize whether Americans are really ready to hear 'oral'
in front of the word 'sex' (as p. 26's Camryn Manheim asks on her Official Boyfriend
Form, 'Blow job: impeachable offense, yes or no?'). True, Ally winked at oral
sex," the McBeal spiel concludes, "but that's what TV sex does best—it
winks." What Sleuth does best is keep his Eyes Wide...OPEN! {you Cruise,
you lose).
"Let's face it," Details demands. "This is how they get us to watch
the box when there's no significant game on: Vixens. Sirens. Babes. Females. There's
nothing new about it." Yet there's EVERYTHING NEW about our "Tele•Visions"
box set (this duz make an even DOZEN!), which contains 21 nude-comers we've never
uncovered before, plus unseen unveilings of all our ravishing returnees. Why,
five were featured in this year's edition of People's "The 50 Most Beautiful
People in the World"...though not even clothes to how we've featured 'em!
"Most movie characters are one-night stands," explains Entertainment
Weekly. "TV characters are long-term friends (ya gotta have...Jennifer Aniston,
p. 62). For example, we've spent 15 years with Dr. Frasier Crane"—he
debuted on Cheers in ominous 1984...and viewers haven't lost their patients with
him as Y2K's "time is up." Since shrinks always get the last word, Kelsey
Grammer has a theory: "Because the audience is so well acquainted with Frasier,
there's a whole world of history we can draw on. This is somebody they know."
You've also spent 15 years with Sleuth...and now it's time to get to know Frasier's
wife...1page 72).
King of the Hill...STILL!,
