3 LOOKING IN 7 NOTES & BOLTS 14 SEX RATED 19 MOVIES 23 MUSIC 26 INTERVIEW: Alfred Hitchcock The Master of Mystery and intrigue 31 THE KILLER INSTINCT — Article
by Dr. Irwin Ross.
The games we play are not for sport alone
35 ANGEL FACE — Pictorial
A saleslady with a difference
44 PRIME TIME
Fiction by Dennis Fradin
Television come to life in a strange town
47 Sugar 'N SPICE — Pictorial
A disco-dancer who likes sky-diving
56 THE REALITY OF NUCLEAR TERRORISM
Article by Allen Charles
The whole world could be held for ransom
59 FE-MALE
What is a trans-sexual?
64 MAGIC MOUTH
Fiction by Don Keel
Thirty-foot blow-jobs are her forte
75 FANTASY TAPES — Article
True-to-life conversations
83 WANDERING LADY — Pictorial
A beauty who likes to roam
93 THE GREAT CANADIAN BEAVER HUNT
A visit to the bedrooms of the nation
PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
LOOK AHEAD!
Now is the time that everybody should take a vacation. Get on a plane and fly
to some exotic paradise in the sun, eat, drink, and have a damn good time. Take
a good rest, because you are going to need your strength. Just think of what we
have to look forward to in the months ahead:
Inflation — this is a fact of life, even though your government is desperately
telling you that things will get better. A declining dollar — this goes
hand in hand with inflation. Regardless of the propaganda, the dollar isn't going
to regain its value for a long time. Unemployment — the figures show an
all-time high, and although we are told that the statistics are a figment of the
political opposition's imagination, believe it. You could be a member of the unemployed
in the months ahead.
Postal strikes — the three things that are inevitable are death, taxes and
postal strikes. You can look forward to having disrupted service which will cause
undue harm to the economy and business in general. The only good thing about postal
strikes is that it's a great excuse for not paying your bills.
Elections — as sure as God made little apples, we are going to have another
election. But only when the incumbent party thinks the time is ripe. You're going
to need all your strength to listen to the promises that will be made. Your mind
will not be playing tricks on you if you think you've heard it all before —
you have! This reminds us of a riddle: "If all the politicians went over
Niagara Falls in a barrel, who would be saved?" Answer: Canada!
Separation of Quebec — if anybody knew how this fiasco will turn out, then
Rene Levesque would take up driving lessons and Sun Life would start insuring
Quebec pedestrians again. Whatever the outcome, one fact is certain. The threat
of Quebec separating from Canada is one of the major causes of economic uncertainty.
Although the future looks grim, we Canadians have a lot of good things to look
forward to. For example, Maggie Trudeau becoming a movie star; Peter Growski leaving
that late-hour talk show; Ron Basford leaving politics to star in Mr. Clean commercials;
Ontario Attorney General McMurtry becoming the patron saint to all animals; and
the RCMP admitting to wiretapping the country.
So rest up, get strong and when you step on that plane that will take you to your
isle in the sun, don't worry. The worst that can happen is that your plane will
be hijacked.
