5 Spider spaces through the news 6 Readers rap and wrangle with Monger 11 Other rags rip and run afoul 12 Ogle the Ol' Lady of the Year 18 Cherry chick cinches collector's item 20 Pretty pan putts while it's warm 26 Mutha munches more meaningless madness 28 The Fog fills Space Filler faster 30 Harassment, helmets, and horrible court cases 32 Deep throat ditties in the Deep South 36 Preserving putter produces primo pan 42 Choose choice chicks again this year 44 Teasing tech to test your abilities 45 Easynews to back off bum bureaucrats 50 A story of purse-pickin' and putt-punchin' 52 Kick with the Kinks and kinky tunes 54 Janis used to jump and jive with us 58 Windin' wildly through the wilderness 64 Dave delves deep into the drizzlin' rain 66 Slidin' outta da shop, slippin' into good times 74 Bad times beat with a bad bottle of booze 76 Astrological airs, auras, and aromas 78 Chump change ads for choppers and chicks