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DIRTY BLONDES They Want It
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18 Movies We'd Like To See!
CHEAP SEX
Humor By Bob Vojtko
19 On-The-Scene Report!
LIVE AT THE 3RD ANNUAL XRCO AWARDS
The Stars Come Out At Night!
30 Male Call!
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35 Classic Flashback!
NEON NIGHTS
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CLASSICAL ROMANCE
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48 Last, Angry Interview!
"PORN IS SLEAZY"
Claims Ex-Star Stacey Donovan
58 Porn Video Preview!
TUNNEL OF LOVE
It's All Black On The Inside!
62 Photo Feelies!
NIGHT OF THE LABIA-LICKING LEZZIES!
Starring Trinty Lords & Asphasia Nixon
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HOT ROCKS
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76 Interview!
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Brags Hot Bro' Stepin Stretchit
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I AM CURIOUS BLACK
The Sex Is Furious, Not Spurious!
88 Sex Scene Of The Month! Keisha, Sheri St. ClairE & Buck Adams In 'THE ADULTRESS!'
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AMBER PAYS THE RENT
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The Dirty Truth About Her Sexual Education!
105 West Coast News!
L.A. LAID BARE
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110 The Stars Speak Out! Colleen Brennan
Gets Royally Roasted!
115 Porn Discovery!
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EDITOR'S STROKE
he biggest complaint we get each month about EFG is that we don't Teflon-coat
our pages. "Why don't you fuckheads put something on your pages that'll keep
'em from sticking together?" demanded one reader. Another asked, "Isn't
there some kind of wax finish you can put on your pages?"
The answer is, unfortunately, no. We do not have anything available—at least
nothing affordable—that will prevent pages from sticking together after
readers get carried away with our hot photos and interviews. What we sometimes
refer to as "man goo" could also be termed "man glue" because
once it dries between two pages, you can't unstick them without messing up the
magazine. We're very sorry, but it's true! One solution to the problem would be
for EFG to start printing photos and interviews like the other magazines do. You
know, fuzzy photos and boring interviews that couldn't even get a dick to half
staff. No hard-ons, no accidental spurts ... no pages sticking together! But somehow
we dismissed that idea up front because we suspect you might get angry if EFG
lets up on the heat 'n' meat. You might even get angrier than when your pages
are stuck together. The other solution is, of course, for you, our reader, to
improve your aim while you're reading EFG. That way, we won't have to keep searching
for non-stick coating, and we'll be able to keep costs down in order to keep presenting
you with a real bargain every month! So from now on, don't blame us if your pages
are glued (goo'd) together!
