First Hand Special 1987 - Advisor Magazine ISSN: 0744-6349
TABLE OF CONTENTS
EDITORIAL
THIS DADDY IS FOR YOU
Over the past five years. FirstHand and Manscape magazines have received a tremendous
volume of letters — a virtual avalanche from the postman — asking
questions. Our readers — and letter writers — come from all over the
United States and, literally, from all walks of life. We mean literally. They
walk in Reebok aerobics and Sears & Roebuck Westerns, in shit-kicking workboots
and pointy-toe shoes. They walk this way and that way; high steppin' and bowlegged.
We mean all walks of life. You got it!
But they all have one thing in common: they want to know more about the lifestyle
we call gay. And they want to know a lot.
What they need is Daddy. Finally, Daddy is here to answer their questions. And
yours. And, dammit, yours too. Daddy finally picked himself up and dove, nose
first. into that pile of mail, ripped open all envelopes and the problems inside
and dealt with them with his quick, insightful wit, ever-moist tongue and razor-keen
mind.
Who, exactly, is Daddy? That is an excellent question. Of course you want to know
all about him: where he came from, how old he is, whether he is handsome, considerate,
educated, rugged, hot, hung, horny and cut (or uncut). Most important of all:
is he your type?
As much as you would desperately like to know, and we to tell you, we will not
expose all of Daddy to you. But we will tell you that Daddy has been around for
a long, long time. And he loves you! He really does!
Daddy has been patiently waiting for you at the end of that long, smoky bar by
the fork of the road in Texas: at the very last sink in that Red Ball Truckstop
urinal in Tuscaloosa, where you first laid eyes on him — and right next
to the Calvin Klein underwear display in Macy's, Bloomingdale's and Neiman Marcus.
Believe us, he's been waiting. Because he knows you have a lot of questions for
him. And your questions are what Daddy is all about.
So think of Daddy as your very own. Maybe he's broad-shouldered, hairy-chested
and hung like Miss Ellen's portieres. Whatever type of Daddy you've ever wanted,
he's right here. Right now. He may even be your own Daddy, the one to whom you
couldn't ask these types of questions. Or maybe he's the Daddy next door (the
one you got caught peeping at when he slipped out of the bedroom wearing nothing
but a hard-on). This Daddy is for you.
He's got a big lap, a load of Patience and all the time in the world.
3 FOREWORD:
This Daddy Is For You
7 INTRODUCTION
Sex, Money and Power: Daddy Talks Turkey
10 SECTION ONE:
You and Yourself
46 SECTION TWO:
You and Him
70 SECTION THREE:
You and Your Job
82 SECTION FOUR:
You and Your Family
108 SECTION FIVE:
You and Your Friends
