3 EDITORIAL
A review of what this issue holds for you. A great lineup of big busted broads,
hot spreads, sizzling fiction and the best in humor.
6 LULU
Believe us, with a pair of hooters like these you'll be able to float in any size
pool. These knockers are for giant tit lovers!
12 GEM LETTERS
What our readers have to say. We're getting some good suggestions, some sour grapes
and some damn hot experiences.
14 SECRET LOVE
She knew her husband was fucking around, but with who? She was in for a hellof-a
suprised when she caught him in the act.
17 NICOLE
This gal was built for the fast lane. She may not have the biggest pits in the
world but she has a great body that says "screw me."
24 RX LOVE
We've interviewed docs and shrinks and found that some of the stories they hear
from their clients can drive you up the fuckin' wall.
26 LOVE BOX
More half-assed adivse from your favorite bullshit artist, Prof. Peter Pudd.
27 LACEY
If you're looking for wet dreams, then feast your eyes on this piece of female
flesh. Grab your rod and have some fun.
34 HOT LAUGHS
Laughs and Titters, just what the doctor ordered. Heard a good one lately? Share
it with our readers.
36 BONERS
If you listen to radio, TV shows and read the print media, you'll often spot screw-ups
in both broadcast and the news.
40 HOW TO READ HER MIND
If her scribblings take on masculine items, such as cars, boats, military weapons—she's
probably a fuking' lesbian!
43 STACY
In College, she was voted "the girl with the biggest tits." Sex is her
hobble and she knows how to keep the boys happy.
50 MONTANA
The guy that gets to blow his wad on this dame is one lucky fucker! She has a
pair of mounds that are a joy to handle.
EDITORIAL
Sometimes it gets kind of rough to please you guys (and gals). Most of the letters
which come into our office offer many good suggestions, but some of them bug the
fuckin' hell out of us. For example, just recently, some kook wrote in to tell
us off because we havn't used any gals with big tits! We wrote to the dumb fucker
informing him that he's blind. The last issue had some of the biggest tits to
be found in any of the competing magazines. And, if that's not enough, this issue
has several more hot. sexy gals with the largest set of jugs to be found. Take
a peek at mountainous Lulu (page 6) and gigantic Stacy (page 43). We're certain
that there is about 75 to 100 pounds of beefy knockers bulging from their chests.
If some of you bozos think your bedmates have bigger tits, stop bullshiting us
and send us some photos. If they look good we'll make arrangments with our photographers
to shoot some shots. Who knows, maybe your bag can make "Gem's Girl of the
Month."
While some of our gals don't stack up to what we'd consider jumbos, they're among
the sexist broads to be found anywhere on this planet—Montana, for one (page
50). Montana, a famous exotic dancer is well known for her hot grinds and bumps.
She has over-heated many viewers who have flocked to catch her act as an exotic
dancer. And then there's Lacey Pleasure (page 27). Lacey is another gal that has
given many of our readers stiff rods and wet dreams.
While we do get some silly letters, the large majority are a pleasure to read.
We're told that our cartoons are funny, and our stories are great. So, in the
long run, our readers give us good grades for a job well done.
Harry Hill, editor
