WOMEN OF GENESIS
16 LOUISE
She'll take out the trash, and empty your balls.
24 WHITNEY & FIONA
A blonde, a brunette and lots of lesbo laughs.
54 ON THE COUCH
Get a new grease on life with slick Jennifer.
66 ARLENE
She's a spicy slice from the sexy side of life.
74 CHLOE
Holiday cheers for our centerfold's floppy tops!
88 "FRIENDS & LOVERS" AMATEUR EROTIC PHOTO CONTEST
Spread 'em! Nude nubiles pose their poons.
96 LOUISA, OUR NEW "FRIENDS & LOVERS" MONTHLY WINNER
From the old country comes new cunt.
116 ALEXIS & HUCK
A poolside goon encounter—get wet y'all.
132 Jesse James
Here are two reasons why the west was hung.
142 MINDY
Blondes have more latex, you have more fun. FEATURES
32 A CHRISTMAS CARNAL
A pervert gets jerked around by sexy spirits.
Johnny Scorpio
62 GAMES PERVERTS PLAY
Sex toys that tickle your fancy and fanny.
Kate Fallon
104 TRUCKER'S PARADISE
Hey, good buddy, how 'bout some cunny?
Brett Caster
124 SLAPPY NEW YEAR!
How to please yourself in the coming year. DEPARTMENTS
6 FORUM
The chicks are in the mail.
40 ENTERTAINMENT:
THE GLAND OF THE RISING SCUM
GET HIP TO HYPNOSEX
GET THE GROSS OUT
GRAND MASTERFUL FLASH
44 WORLD OF GENESIS
Why we rule and they suck.
Peter Landau
46 FRINGE VIDEO
Movies that make you moan and swoon.
Maurice Thornhill
47 ASK QUEEN ITCHIE
Tit for tit with the lady with loads on her chest.
Queen Itchie
48 NAME THOSE LESBOS!
ID these dykes to win XXX smut.
Smokey LeBeef
50 SKINSIDE LOOK
Naked girls in nutzoid movies.
Maurice Thornhill
108 VIDEO-X
XXX marks the spot for your slop.
Selwyn Harris
162 NEXT MONTH
A new year brings new D-cup delights. Read Selwyn Harris' top-10 XXX flicks from
the past year; soar with airborne cocksucker Kaitlyn Ashley and cream to the comeliest
cooze in the cosmos—only in January's GENESIS.
EDITORIAL NOTE
Horny for holiday heat?
Thet GENESIS jingle your bells! Its the season to get your jollies, so consider
this special Holiday edition of GENESIS a satisfying gift to your gonads (after
all, they've been good this year). Get ready to decorate your trouser tree and
toss buckets of your own testicle tinsel—the yuletide lovelies we've assembled
for this issue would make Santa himself come a lot more than just once a year!
Take housewife harlot Louise, for example, or lusting lesbos Whitney and Fiona,
or our smoldering centerfold Chloe—imagine unwrapping those goodies for
some heady fun by the fire!
And what's a completely sexed-up Christmas without toys? Randy, sweet-as-candy
Kate Fallon delivers the only gift guide you'll need for this year's fucking festivities
in "Games Perverts Play," an ultra-explicit, no-holesbarred run-down
of the latest high-tech devices designed to get you and/or your partner off big
time. Some of these jizz-quickening gizmos will have your gal's ginch glowing
rosier than Rudolf's red nose and infinitely hotter.
"Trucker's Paradise" serves as an extended travel tip for those who
have time off this holiday and a hankering for cheap hotels, cheaper hooch and
some of the cheapest hookers allowed by hUmma-porn-star">Uman evolution: readers, welcome to Route
1 in scenic New Jersey.
For gash-addled guidance in the coming cooze annum, consult "Slappy New Year,"
a randy round-up of raunchy resolutions and tawdry tips guaranteed to lustify
the next 12 months. Heed our words to boll by.
In our regular, monthly departments, masturbatory madman Selwyn Harris sticks
it to limp wank tapes in "Video-X," "Ask Queen Itchie" is
chock full of finger-moistening advice, "Skinside Look" lays bare the
secrets of your favorite B-movie sex queens, "Fringe Video" surveys
the latest high-action ass-kickers, Japanese spootch comics come under the surveillance
of brash broad Bridget Evans and "World of GENESIS" sets the entire
publishing industry straight as to where the real action is (answer: you're stroking
in it).
So stoke the hearth gnd sûrrender your hard one to the glorious gash-in
GENESIS this holiday. You'll be slap-happy that you did.
Till next time, keep my mail pouch stuffed fuller than St. Nick's bundle of wonders.
Address all correspondence, criticism, congraTulations and other items $o: The
Editor Guy c/o GENESIS, 110 East 59th Street, New York, NY 10022. Your words are
my command, and I guarantee better results than that brought by the last missive
you fired off to the North Pole.
