EDITORIAL
When a publication like SEX ACTS finds itself competing with both daily newspapers
and CNN for the almighty porno dollar, what's an editor to do when confronted
with the following question: Why should I buy your dirty little magazine when,
for 60 cents, I can get all filth I want in The New York Times, and they throw
in sports and business, too?
Well, we at SEX ACTS can assure you that our filth is served up far more stylishly
than anything the ink-stained drones at the so-called "Paper of Record"
are trying to sell you under the guise of news that's fit to print. And though
the Times, of late, has been offering the occasional gratuitous glimpse of aureole,
(see the Sex Files) SEX ACTS remains way ahead of the curve when it comes to split
beaver, erect cock, and shapely jugs. Take, for example, our coverage of The Starr
Report, called by some the best pornography written in the last 25 years. To truly
illuminate the meaning of this document, we bring to life Bill and Monica's six
hottest sex scenes, and show exactly what it
looks like when a young intern sticks her tongue up the President's asshole!
Then there's Ugly George, a New York City degenerate from the 1970's who got famous
by picking up girls on the street, convincing them to strip for his video camera,
then broadcasting the tapes on cable TV. Well, George is back, about to burst
upon the scene via the World Wide Web, where his video seductions will be seen
in 133 countries. Is there any difference between Ugly George and Bill Clinton,
we wondered? We don't think so, but read our profile and decide for yourself.
It's always been our quality pictorials that make SEX ACTS the best in the business
at depicting oversexed models in the throes shattering orgasm, and this month
we bring you a half-dozen memorable encounters. In America's Dirtiest Home Videos,
the delectable Sasha and her well-hung husband, Larry, prove that it's every American's
inalienable right to be a porn star in their own bedroom. Two Babes and A Penis
puts all the way in what the merry crew of Three's Company left out. In Confessions
of a Hollywood Wife, we observe close up how a rich bitch makes a man out of her
horny poolboy. For the Love of Suck is an erotic meditation on the difference
between a dick and a lollipop. Lesbian Shaving Rituals explores the relationship
between two bisexual babes who only suck smooth slit. And The Girls in the Back
Office are a couple of porn stars who take time off from their "straight"
job to rehearse a scene from their upcoming porno extravaganza.
So, we hope you enjoy this issue somewhat more than your daily newspaper. Remember,
at SEX ACTS, the educated smut aficionado is our best customer.
3 THE WORLD OF SEX
Why the educated porno consumer is our best customer!
6 SEX CHAT
Hot letters from our lustful readers!
8 TWO BABES AND A PENIS
Three's an orgy!
18 THE SEX FILES
Cooze from around the world!
24 THE GIRLS IN THE BACK OFFICE
Casha and Tia rehearse their big lesbo scene!
30 WHY I LIKE TO FUCK YOUNG STUDS
How a mature nympho teaches inexperienced guys to satisfy her every sexual need!
34 GOING DOWN ON HISTORY
The sucking of the President 1995-1996!
42 AMERICA'S DIRTIEST HOME VIDEOS
Everybody's a porn star in their own bedroom!
54 READER FANTASY COMIX
The joy of cheap French hookers!
58 CONFESSIONS OF A HOLLYWOOD WIFE
How I made a man of my poolboy!
68 ASK DOCTOR VAS DEFERENS
The drug-free erection—a cautionary tale!
72 LESBIAN SHAVING RITUALS
Katka and Sarah like to suck it when it's smooth!
92 FOR THE LOVE OF SUCK
She thinks it's a lollipop!
