Girls/Girls # 26, December 1999 - Asia 18 Magazine
TABLE OF CONTENTS
3 Editorial:
In The Name Of The Pussy
6 Pussy Talk
Female Genitaliarilly Speaking
10 Nancy Nam:
Seoul Soul Sista
18 Hole In The Wall:
Big Voyeur Is Watching
22 Size Matters!
Big Is Better Because Big Is More Visible
26 Lee Wue:
Dai Lian Darling
34 Streaking Harumi:
Daring Darling Flashes Tokyo
36 Kitty Teng:
Delicious Vixen From The Great White Nort
44 2 From The South
Candid Photos Of 2 Southern Chinese Belles
46 Seiko Sato:
Lovely & Luscious Centerfold
56 Sex It Up It The Joy Gift Shop
Oriental Sex Toys On Display
60 Tina Tran: Under Endowed!
Anything More Than A Mouthful Is A Waste!
68 Phoenix House:
For Pussy Junkies Only!
72 Teenie Queenie Ming:
The Queen of Mean!
92 Pouting Paula:
Lonely Hot Teen Sluts
EDITORIAL NOTE
Just think for one minute that if men didn't have cocks... Where would we all
be? You would of be reading this silly editorial because this mugazine probably
wouldn't even exist. You see men would do anything for pussy, and that includes
lying, cheating, begging borrowing, and yes, stealing. I am a man, but not a defender
of the male gender. When it comes to pussies, men become absolutely stupid. The
mention of the `P' word, every ounce of intelligence and common sense inexplicably
flies right out the window. The sad thing is when they're asked why, they can't
tell you because the truth is that they don't have a clue. Most men spend the
majority of their lives catering to satisfying the need of his prick! It's got
nothing to do with instinct. Instinct is suppose to be for survival, not to get
yourself knee deep in shit. So the question comes back to WHY? The answer is quite
simple, we want what we want, and we want pussy! Beautiful pink luscious delicious
intoxicating pussy. Have you ever awaken next to a so so looking woman, and wondered
how the hell you ended up in her bed or she in yours? This is not even a great
looking woman, mind you, and yet her pussy is irresistible. Imagine someone gorgeous,
young and voluptuous? If you act stupid and make a total fool out of yourself,
you have my total sympathy. Life sucks, and then you die! I know exactly where
you poor bastards are coming from. Let's see if this conversation with yourself
is familiar:
"Wow, I have the day off, gotta get some pussy!" "Oh, been working
too hard, got to get some pussy!"
"I'm too stressed out, gotta get some pussy and get relaxed."
"Wow what a great dinner, need some pussy for desert!"
"Oh I'm so hungry, let me go get some pussy."
"I've been running a string of bad luck, gotta get some pussy and maybe my
luck will change."
" Hey I'm running a lucky streak, let go get some pussy and celebrate."
The truth is that men will use every excuse in the book to try to get laid, but
very few get lucky. Some of you poor schmucks can't even get lucky in a whorehouse!
Well, you still haveAsial8! Hopefully, a left or right hand?!? We still have to
service our pride and joy, you know...
