21 Manual 45 The Style Guy 47 The Punch List From raunchy movie chicks (Cameron Diaz—hey, dirty girl!)
to crime novelist George Pelecanos's favorite private dicks, the best in this
month's culture DID YOU REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR for recreational-purposes- only
Adderall? Because we've assembled two all-nighters' worth of cerebral candy to
prove the entirely unverifiable thesis of our comedy package (starting on page
77!) that we are living in the Funniest Moment in History. (Dissenters, skip to
page 138, where YONI BRENNER argues for 486 B.C.) Take the cover story (page 78):
With the aid of truth-serum cookies we picked up at a CIA bake sale, we get MILA
KUNIS to divulge her Star Trek obsession! Or the Jon Ronson story on real-life
crime-fighting "superheroes" who are probably very unsuccessful on Match.com
(page 94). Plus, JERRY LEWIS (page 118) is still alive! And not once did he try
to trip us with a banana peel. Nor did he joke about his daughter's vagina. But
LOUIS C.K. did! Flip to page 58! Even more awkward: our epic game of Fuck Marry
Kill with Larry King. Page 86! OH, AND IF YOU LIKE FASHION, we've got some famous dudes wearing
expensive clothes this month. Starting on page 100, JESSE EISENBERG models what
to wear when your arm's on fire. Horrible Bosses' JASON BATEMAN kills co-stars
CHARLIE DAY and JASON SUDEIKIS with nothin' but a fax machine and a stapler (page
112) and still looks good enough for a post-work drink or three at The Cheesecake
Factory. We're still not sure why our two models in getaway attire (page 124)
just filed a restraining order against The Hangover Part ll's KEN JEONG, but rest
assured he's never allowed near beautiful people again. PLUS: In earlier pages, we pander to the cocky and the collegiate:
Comedian MORGAN MURPHY offers lessons on dick-pic etiquette (page 55). And if
you're a soon-to-be high school grad who's sent more than a few testicle-to-tip
shots, take a look at our guide to America's douchiest colleges (page 72). Let
us help find the right school for you.
