OUR COVER: Lovely Lone Armbrust, winner of our Tits & Ass Contest. You
can see Lorie beginning on page 43.
4 REGISTER
Out With the Old, In With the New
5 SILVER SPOONFULS
New Year's Newsbits
10 TALK TO ME
Gloria Gabs With Her Readers
12 Linda Ronstadt
Interview by John J. Miller
15 Monique
Classy Croupier Bares All
23 SCENES
A Ribald Round-Up of People, Places & Things
28 THE AMOROUS ASTROLOGER
Charts Your Lovelife
31 SUSAN'S SITTING PRETTY
Society's Child
40 LAST STAND
Fiction by Frank Earl Andrews
43 LORIE ARMBRUST
Tits & Ass Contest Florida Winner
52 CANDID CONFESSIONS
of a Sports Groupie
55 PINK PING PONG
Reader Fantasy-of-the-Month
62 JUDICIAL CENSORSHIP
Where the Hottest Porno is Hidden
65 LISA
Vivacious Poolside Vixen
79 CAMILLE
Passionate Yankee Lover
