BULLSHITTIN'
You can raise the red flag on this issue because it's our hottest ever. We lit a fire under our staff and really roasted their nuts to give you the best. In fact, this issue is such a scorcher that one of our editors, whose name will remain anonymous, had his pecker wilted just carrying the thing around the office. It got so bad, he called a doctor to take his temperature. He should've known the old pervert would make him drop his pants.
"Only way to get an accurate reading" the doc tells him, shoving that little mercury filled dildo up his ass. Then he pulls it out and starts shouting "Hot shit! You got the fever, man!" The doc says he's never seen a fever of 120° before and he wants to go back up for another look. So he shoves that thing way up there again and asks our man what he's been doing with himself to get such a fever.
Well, our editor starts telling the doc about this issue. He tells him about those roaring cartoons by Rinaldo. He tells him about flaming Ethel Merkel and her dog, Skippy. He tells him about our longest, steamiest episode yet of "Tales of the Restless Dead." He tells the doc that this issue is better than a mouthful of warm pussy, wilder than a nun in heat, and more fun than a whore with hot buttered buns.
The doc gets so excited that he slaps our editor on the rump and says, "I'll see you later, man, I gotta get me that issue of HUSTLER HUMOR!" Now we've got an editor with a broken thermometer up his ass.
