MONTHLY FEATURES
3 CAMEL TOE
A HUSTLER Parody
14 COCA-COLA: REAL REPRESSION
Another HUSTLER Parody
BIN LAUGHIN'
In the Wake of 9/11, Stand-up Comics of Middle Eastern Descent Are Pitching
In and Fighting Terror—With Humor. Profile by Ed Rampel
48 Spantaneeus Xtasty: BACK 'N' BLACK
SemiretiRed XXX Queen Spantaneeus Xtasty Returns to Her Rap Roots, Porn Shoots
and Business Suits. Probe by Tom Farrell
54 THE BEST LEGAL WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS
Saddam's Old Buddy, James Baker, Opens a White House Annex. Report by Greg Palast
56 THE BUSH PRESIDENCY GAME
by Bob Muleady
66 GIRLSPOOPING.COM
The Feds Make Webmasters Eat Shit Is the U.S. Government Defecating All Over
Our Rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Crappiness? Up Shit Creek With
Dan Kapelovitz
94 AN AMERICAN WOMAN IN THAILAND
A HUSTLER Reporter Offers a Female Perspective on Bangkok's Sex-Tourism Industry.
In the Land of Vertical Smiles With Carolyn Sinclair
THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS 9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
11 FEEDBACK
13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
15 BITS & PIECES
29 DEAR SLUT
53 HOT LETTERS
73 AURAL PLEASURES
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
90 BEAVER HUNT
1) Kalie from Reynoldsburg, Ohio
2) Tweety from Port Huron, Michigan
3) Shorty from Bay City, Texas
4) Amber from Dallas, Texas
5) Jewel from Dallas, Texas
6) Angel from Indianapolis, Indiana
7) Emily from Salisbury, North Carolina
8) Chris from Pine, Colorado
9) Brandi from Choconut, Pennsylvania
10) Belinda Bustamante from Plano, Texas
11) Christina from Minneapolis, Minnesota
106 JENNA TALES
107 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
154 TECH KNOW
155 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS
156 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
159 GAME ON