Hustler March 2009 — Back Issue
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Hustler  Magazine Back Issue
March 2009
UPC: 00928163500008
ISSN: 0149-4635
Vol. 35  Issue 11
Year: 2009
Format: Digital PDF
Rating: 4/5 (1 review)
  • Covergirl & Honey of the Month Centerfold Lindsay Marie Photographed by Mark Lit
  • Nude Bombshells Cathouse's Air Force Amy - Porn Legend Seka
  • The Q&A - Dr. Helen Caldicott: How The Government Is Poisoning Our Soldiers
  • Sun Karma: Dragon*Con Undressed
  • Perez Hilton interviewed by Keith Valcourt
  • Hot Pix: Sarah Palin's Sexy Past
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TABLE OF CONTENTS  —  Click here to preview magazine
GIRLS
25 MORGAN DAYNE
Hopeless Romantic
Photography by Mark Lit
48 KELLY SUMMER
Sock It to Her
Photography by Holly Randall
66 SABRINA ROSE & PAOLA REY
Ladies Who Lick
Photography by Matti Klatt
82 LINDSAY MARIE
All Laid Out
Photography by Mark Lit
111 MARIE MCCRAY & AARON McCRAY
Love Is...
Photography by T Ritter
130 DIANA DOLL
A Real Doll
Photography by Mark Lit
175 BRITNEY BRIGHTON
My Naughty Valentine
Photography by Ladi von Jansky
FEAUTES
38 THE Q&A: DR. HELEN CALDICOTT
The outspoken leader of the No-Nukes movement blasts away at the criminals who have poisoned Earth.
Interview by Ted Newsom
41 DAN DECARLO
The secret sexy side of the illustrator of Archie, Betty and Veronica.
Article by K K. Le Roque
44 NO GUTS, NO GLORY
A true-life memoir by a fearless soldier of fortune.
Artie by Jim Bolen
47 THE PORNOGRAPHY OF POWER
Robert Scheer's latest opus.
Book review by Latta Alexandrovna
56 SIX WAYS TO SAVE YOUR ASS AT POKER
The author of 52 Ways to Cheat at Poker explains how to catch the cheaters.
Article by Allan Kronzek
59 LARRY FLYNT: "KEEP THOSE CHEATERS AWAY FROM THE GAME!"
HUSTLER's publisher recalls the times he has nabbed a card-nicker.
Interview by Maeve Vanessa Scanlon
64 DEEP INSIDE HOLLYWOOD
World's bitchiest gossip maestro knows a thing or two about celebu-tards.
Interview by Keith Valcourt
77 CONSLUTS: DRAGON*CON 2008
Atlanta's annual fantasyfest boasts sci-fi celebrities, costumed babes and parties galore.
Ariirle by Sari Karma
98 SEBASTIAN BACH
Down and dirty with
Music Editor Keith Valcourt.
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
Zac & Mimi Make a Porno
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
An Open Letter to President Barack Obama by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW
Night vision goggles, plus a remote-controlled beer cooler
10 GAME ON
Saints, sinners, superheroes and a hedgehog
11 ROBERT SCHEER
The President & the Moneychangers
13 NAT HENTOFF
Missing: Assumed Rendered
15 ALEX BENNETT
Confessions of a TV Pundit
17 FEEDBACK
Props to Bush-hunter Bugliosi, plus the charms of Hannah Hilton
18 POLITICAL PARODY
Cadbury's poisonous chocolate
19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Henry Paulson
21 BITS & PIECES
Bucky's Valentine's Day tips, porn star Houston, and Sarah Palin gets a mouthful
36 HOT LETTERS
Panty kink
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Humorous hijinks from HUSTLER's vault
62 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Fitness fox Wendy Rider
74 COUGARS UNLEASHED
The Platinum Princess, porn legend Seka by Luna Azul
80 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Cathouse bombshell recalls one of her most bizarre experiences at Nevada's famed brothel by Air Force Amy
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
100 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Missing Person Dale Bozzio, the Eagles of Death Metal and "porno freak" Blowfly
104 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Asian invasion! Bai Ling, Joan Chen, Lucy Liu & Reiko Ike
107 FAMOUS FLESH
Shauna Sand boob bust-out; Sarah Palin's beauty pageant past
119 COLLEGE REPORT
Coed's double life
120 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Extracurricular nudity
122 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Ashlynn Brooke supports the troops, and Jenna Haze bewitches. Plus: Win a Who's Nailin' Paylin? DVD!
139 BEAVER HUNT
Stellar amateur roundup

PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
AM OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
We, speaking of the nation, elected you. Now you have to do your job as our Chief of State. No excuses.
Your tasks are multifold: Restore our democracy. End the wars. Address global climate change and energy independence. Provide affordable healthcare. Eliminate election fraud. Fix our economy and, above all, keep your word to the people who have lost their jobs and homes.
You will be pressured to compromise. Don't sell out. Just run your government the way you ran your campaign for the Presidency. Lots of good people go to Washington with the best of intentions only to wind up as political hacks who do the bidding of special interests. You are better than that. Keep your promises, and you'll have the continued support of the American people.
Features
  • Covergirl & Honey of the Month Centerfold Lindsay Marie Photographed by Mark Lit
  • Nude Bombshells Cathouse's Air Force Amy - Porn Legend Seka
  • The Q&A - Dr. Helen Caldicott: How The Government Is Poisoning Our Soldiers
  • Sun Karma: Dragon*Con Undressed
  • Perez Hilton interviewed by Keith Valcourt
  • Hot Pix: Sarah Palin's Sexy Past
Magazine History

In March 1972, Larry Flynt created the Hustler Newsletter, a four-page, black-and-white publication of information about his Hustler clubs. This item became so popular with his customers that by May 1972 he expanded the Hustler Newsletter to 16 pages and in August 1973, to 32 pages. As a result of the 1973 oil crisis the United States entered an economic recession; Hustler Club customers tightened their spending and Flynt had to find financing to pay his debts or go bankrupt. He decided to turn the Hustler Newsletter into a national sexually explicit magazine. He paid the start-up costs of the new magazine using sales taxes collected in the clubs. In July 1974, the first issue of Hustler was published. Although the first few issues went largely unnoticed, within a year it became highly lucrative and he was able to pay his tax debts. In November 1974, Hustler showed the first "pink-shots," or photos of open vaginas. Flynt had to fight to publish each issue as many people, including his distribution company, found the magazine too sexually explicit and threatened to have it removed from the market. Shortly thereafter, Flynt was approached by a paparazzo who had taken nude pictures of former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis while she was sunbathing on vacation in 1971. He purchased them for $18,000 and published them in the August 1975 issue. That issue attracted widespread attention, and one million copies were sold within a few days. Now a millionaire, he bought a $375,000 (1976 dollars) mansion.

Hustler has long had a left-wing editorial policy on economics, foreign policy, and social issues. This distinguishes it somewhat from other pornographic magazines, which generally embrace progressive ideas about free speech and morality issues, but remain conservative, libertarian, or neutral on other matters such as the economy. Flynt and Hustler are also noted for having a more populist and working-class outlook than the more upscale-oriented Playboy and Penthouse. Throughout the 1980s, Flynt used his magazine as a podium with which to launch vitriolic, obscenity-laden attacks on the Reagan Administration and the Religious Right, and even published a short-lived political magazine called Rebel. During the controversy surrounding Bill Clinton's impeachment, Flynt publicly announced his sympathy for Clinton, and offered cash rewards to anyone with information regarding sexual impropriety on the part of the president's critics. In 2003, Flynt ran unsuccessfully for the office of Governor of California during that state's recall election.

Every month Hustler is mailed, uninvited and for free, to the office of each member of the United States Congress. This practice began at some point between 1974 and 1983, and it continues today. In an interview, Flynt explained, "I felt that they should be informed with what's going on in the rest of the world ... Some of them didn't appreciate it much. I haven't had any plans to quit."

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