GIRLS 28 Sally Charles Going Down Under Photography by DigitalDesire.com 47 Capri Anderson Grin and Bare It Photography by StudioXPhotos.com 58 Ana FoxxX Getting Wet Photography by Holly Randall Productions 68 Nicole Aniston Timeless Beauty Photography by Matti Klatt 94 JASMINE JOLIE & AARON WILCOXXX Part the Red Curtain Photography by Larry Flynt Productions 109 THIS AIN'T JEOPARDY! XXX Supersluts replace supernerds in this winning parody featuring knowledgeable
(at least in the biblical sense) cunttestants Michael-porn-star">Codi CarMichael, Breanne Benson
and more. Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video
145 DEBRA
Easy to Be Heard Classic Photography by James Baes FEATURES
36 William Shatner: SHATNER RULES!
Our sci-fi Issue immediately accelerates to warp speed via an exclusive conversation
with Star Treks Captain Kirk himself! Interview by Keith Valcourt
40 WARLORD OF MARS
Dynamite Comics' rendition of the Red Planet saga is packed with fights and female
flesh. Article by Anthony Petkovich
44 ALIEN ABDUCTIONS
Are extraterrestrials stealing hUmma-porn-star">Uman DNA to create hybrids that now walk among
us? Plus our list of celebs we suspect are of otherworldly descent. Report by
Harry Walsh
56 INFIDELITY CHAMPS: Kobe Bryant AND DEION SANDERS
Pro athletes are pussy magnets, but there's a high price to pay for all that heavenly
snatch. Report by Caleb Kubrin
66 ALEX PRUD'HOMME: THE RIPPLE EFFECT
A sobering warning about our supply of drinkable water. Interview by Maeve V Scanlon
82 Jenna Presley:
A DAY IN THE LIFE
From unabashed humpings to Bible thumpings, this porn star might be "born
again" but she's far from prudish. Profile by M. Allen Nathan STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
Triple Strength Snatchisil
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
The war on birth control by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW
Goodbye air guitar, helb free Fretlight!
11 Robert Scheer
Presidency for sale
13 NAT HENTOFF
Homeland Security and the FBI
15 ALEX BENNETT
Yo-ho-ho and cinema booty
17 FEEDBACK
Readers' message board
20 POLITICAL PARODY
Countrywide: Discriminating Lender
21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer
22 BITS & PIECES
S.E. Cupp's cup runneth over, cute undies commuters, spaced-out brothel babes
and more!
26 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Our four hysterical horsemen strike again!
80 HUSTLER HUMOR
Jokes worthy of the stall walls
118 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Rock-solid chats with Chickenfoot & Theory of a Deadman's Tyler Connolly
92 FAMOUS FLESH Amber Rose and her pierced, sunsational tatas!
93 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Julie Benz's breakout bod!
100 PINUP
by Sandra Chang
102 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Sneak peeks: Star Wars XXX and This Ain't Avatar XXX sequel
119 BEAVER HUNT
Amateur delights
140 COUGARS UNLEASHED
Champagne will make you giddy
141 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK
Plenty of ink & pink with Paris
142 COLLEGE REPORT
Hazing: Sinister tradition
143 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Juicy Lucy from Sac City College