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EDITOR NOTES
JOCKS IN THE CLOSET ... Mmmmm!
I was absolutely amazed to learn how many of our prominent athletes were closeted
homosexuals. "Don't act so surprised, my dear," one said to me at a
Halloween Party in San Francisco. Then he blurted a list of names that would blow
anyone away. Naturally, like the good little ole queen that I am, I asked if there
was proof. At a quiet evening in his penthouse apartment (as you know if you are
on the top floor of a three story building in San Francisco you are in a penthouse)
out came photographs that THE GLOBE would have paid a fortune for. The pictures
were taken at a drunken brawl in Scottsdale, Arizona a few years ago. My tongue
was hanging out at the size of some cocks. My ass twitched when I saw some cocksucking
and fucking among these men and their "on-the-road" friends.
I had to ask how all of this is kept so IN THE CLOSET or so secret. It seems that
when you are in a major league, be it baseball, hockey or football, you get to
know who is gay and who isn't. You aren't gonna tell on them because they can
tell on you. Being outed as a prominent major leaguer would certainly not help
anyone's career so it isn't done. So those who know, keep it amongst themselves
for as long as necessary. The informant I was with happens to be a relative and
knows I would not print any pictures or name any names so I got the whole story.
I did bring a copy of JOCK, BLUEBOY, ROUGH TRADE, HARD, DUDE, NUMBERS and STARS
for him to have in the penthouse because he could never be caught dead buying
them on a newsstand; let alone ordering a subscription on the phone, unless he
used a blind mailbox and pseudonym.
I was safe as a church as far as sex because the man was half my age and a relative.
But I did feel sorry for him and the other athletes, some who have married and
have children. They really cannot ever be out or they will be excommunicated
from the league for sure. Too bad there isn't a better stereotype image of a gay
man out there in the public eye so men like him do not have to be so secret. The
fact that they party with each other is mandatory because they can trust no one.
All they would need would be a 19-year old hustler to run to the National Enquirer
with a true confession. Some of these hustlers in the past have tried to make
something stick with celebrity actors from the movies and television but it never
got published for fear of lawsuits. But the stories still remain in the desk of
some publisher somewhere so that when the person in question is outed they have
a little story tucked away they can use because they paid the hustler for it.
I often wonder if we will ever see in our lifetime, a society that will endure
a gay man in the athletic field. My prediction is that they would have to have
separate locker rooms in all of the sports arenas marked, GAY MEN STRAIGHT MEN.
Hopefully the day will come when people believe that being gay is not something
learned it is something inherited genetically and we can do nothing about it.
Sure there are stories of those who underwent therapy to cure their homosexuality
affliction. Never happened. Sure, there are those who found the woman that would
make them forget ever wanting a cock up their ass or in their mouth. How long
did it last? You can answer that if you suck cock or get fucked up the ass.
I close with the reminder that there is a great frustration that goes along with
being gay. No matter what profession you are in, there is that day when you say
to yourself, "God, if there is a pill to make you straight, I would take
it." Or...you say to your boss or your coach, "Can I be gay this week?"
