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15 SEAN DICKSON
25 RAMON 45 JON ERIC 61 BOBBY 72 Chad Knight FEATURES
8 THE ART STUDENT
34 VIDEO REVIEW
34 THE AMAZON ADVENTURE 36
54 TRICKY EXERCISE
82 JOCKO
EDITOR NOTES
JOCK TALK ...
When you go to a hockey game, football game, a soccer game, or a baseball game
with straight friends it is so damn difficult to keep up with the lingo, the vernacular.
Why? You are so intent on watching baskets and checking for the "bubble butts."
Maybe you are in the comfort of a family room watching the World Series and your
sister-in-law shouts, "God he's cute!" Do you ignore it even if they
know you are gay? Do you grab your crotch and shout, "God, yes!" It
seems to be a comedy of errors how we have to watch our Ps and Qs. When there
are children present we are forced to go along with whatever they want to comment
about the game on the tube. If we are with them we hope to steal a few looks without
anyone noticing. The younger they are the easier it is to get away with it. But
it is such a pain in the ass to keep on your guard all the time. Not one slip
is possible. The parents of the children who are obviously related know it is
difficult but they do understand, if they know you are gay. I Haven't you been
to a sports event and didn't you go bananas when you saw something so hot it made
your ass twitch? Sure you did. So what did you do about it? Absolutely nothing
because you can't. Even if the stud on the field or the ice were gay you wouldn't
know it. They do not swish up to the home plate but it is a cute thought and visual.
II I sat through an entire hockey game with my knuckle in my mouth. That is where
the men are. One tall brute with blond hair slammed into the boards directly in
front of me. Our faces were within inches of touching. The most incredible green
eyes you ever saw. His eyebrows were thick and black and met in the middle. He
opens his mouth to grunt from the checker behind him and I could have passed out
looking down his throat. I could only sit there and pretend it never happened.
He got the puck and he scored. I jumped up and down in excitement to let off some
steam. "Chuck!" said my sister, that was one of the Kings." I sat
down like a good little boy and apologized. After all, we were fans of the Boston
Bruins because we were all from Boston and grew up with the team. I didn't ask
any more questions. We lost the game. My sister was depressed, her husband was
depressed. All they could talk about was how we could have won the game. I couldn't
add or take away anything. I could just agree or disagree. Jock talk! Not on my
schedule in the same level as it is to a sports fan. I Here in JOCK Magazine we
want to bring you as many JOCK types as we can find. That way you can lick the
pages, jerk off, roll up the magazine and fuck yourself if you want to. You do
not need any Jock Lingo to get you through it. Just look, and enjoy. Falcon Studios
was the first to come on board and give us their best jocks each month for a feature.
No one can fill out those uniforms like a Falcon Stud. Thank you Falcon. II For
the logistics of making movies we cannot always have the correct uniform for the
time of year, but who cares? The Athletic Supporter will be the symbol of JOCK
and the ABS will be the symbol of Man. The faces will be many, so you may easily
tell them apart. Have a favorite? Let us know your favorite JOCK or favorite SPORT!