4 BEAT IT WITH BEVERLEE
Schlong, It's Been Good To Know You
6 DEAR JUGGS
Ah, Dear, Dear JUGGS.:.
9 KIRSTEN
Revenge Of The Cute
16 JUGGS-A-RAMA
Tit's News To Me
18 THE SLUT NEXT DOOR
TARA,Taos, New Mexico
25 Ginger Hill
People Pleaser
32 HALLOWED HOOTERS
The Origin Of The Tit-Fuck
33 JUGGS-A-RAMA
Art 'N' Shit
34 HOLIDAY SALUTE TO MOTHERHOOD
Prego/Milker Video Special
40 Norma Stitz
Somebody Say Flapjacks?
48 AREOLA BOREALIS
Loner Lays Pipe In Alaska By Jack Frunch
52 Rock Rose
Holiday On Ass
60 JUGGS-A-RAMA
Poop-O-Ree
61 MELODY FOXE
Post-Partum Gazongas
68 SIT AND SPIN
Baby Gotta Wash Her Ass By Chi Chi Cago
72 NATURAL WONDERS
Lilliana
78 TASHA
Suck What?
86 OVERSEXED, OVERPAID, AND OVER HERE
By Frank Sandwell
88 TAKE MY WIFE...
Melissa
94 CANDY'S COLUMN
Gimme A Taste
PUBLISHER'S PAGE BEAT IT WITH BEVERLEE Well, gang, there's no easy way to say this, so I'll just get right to the point:
This is my last column for JUGGS magazine.
These years I've spent as associate publisher have been some of the most rewarding
of my life. I can't tell you how happy it has made me to open my mailbox every
morning and read all your wonderful, dirty letters! But it's time for me to move
on—it's a big world out there, full of new and exciting challenges.
I'm sort of "cleaning house" around here, so this month will be a mixed
bag of letters I meant to answer, but never could quite work into any other column.
First up, M. Avitable from South Meriden, CT, writes:
Dear Beverlee Hills, you are so sexy! Well, Mr. Avitable, you certainly know how
to get this girl's attention!
I need some help. I'm 21 and have an overwhelming need to sleep with over-40 women.
Help? You need help? Honey, you deserve a fucking medal!
I love over-40 women but I also crave women in their 30s. 40s—they are so
sexy! I dated a 46-year-old woman and I was hooked! Older women have sex better!
I want an Italian woman, or someone who looks like you! I want to sleep with my
old Western Hemisphere Geography teacher, Mrs. P.
If this is about your grade, I think it's a little late to change it. But if a
tumble's all you're after, I say go for it!
Should I write her a letter? What should I say in it that would get her to at
least consider sleeping with me? I need older women!
Well, the only advice I can offer you is this: At least in the beginning, try
pretending that you don't just want to sleep with your Geography teacher. Drop
her a line, say you'd like to catch up, reminisce about old times, blah blah blah.
Then meet her for lunch, and if it seems to be going well, try making an "elephant"
by turning your pockets out and sticking your penis through your fly. If she laughs
at that, you're home free. If she gets all red in the face and threatens to call
the cops, I think you'd better cool it. But that's just me talking—I don't
know this Mrs. P. She could be a pretty mellow old broad. You'll never know unless
you try. Good luck!
Robert, from Pittsburgh, PA, writes:
Hi you been doing with yourself Miss Beverlee. I been doing great. Miss Beverlee
your body look great and pretty I have to say. Your tits look big and great. I
am 34-year-old and single black male and love white or oriental women Miss Beverlee.
When I first saw your photo I just was shock to see how wonderful your body is
Miss Beverlee.
Sometime I do masturbate on your picture in the JUGGS magazine.
Did I said that I am Spanish and American Indian, African Prince that dates back
a long year, Miss Beverlee?
Miss Beverlee I know you might think it's funny, but, it is. Thank you Miss Beverlee.
No, Robert...thank you!
Just in time for Christmas, here's a greeting from Father Al, in New Jersey:
As a Catholic priest in good standing, I'm not supposed to be writing this letter
to you or even be reading magazines like JUGGS! My church teaches that masturbation
is an act of wasting one's precious and sacred seed, and is therefore a grievous
sin! But, you and I and the whole world knows that every man alive masturbates,
whether he's young or old, rich or poor, educated or uneduacted, religious or
non-religious! In fact, it's no secret among us priests that we all jerk-off regularly,
as do the Bishops and Cardinals also! It's just the ultimate tribute to the cock-stiffening
power of your luscious body that no matter how hard or long we so-called "religious
people" try, we eventually are brought to our knees and wind up beating out
pussy-whipped meat to complete orgasm! I'm not ashamed to admit that I haven't been able to leave my prick alone
since laying my eyes on your photos in JUGGS! How I envy those men who attend
your strip-tease shows and jerk their cocks till they shoot a big load onto the
stage. I wish I knew where you'd be appearing next in my area, so I could be in
a front-row seat pumping my priestly dick in adoration of your heavenly charms.
And it would be all the more pleasurable for me if you'd go out of your way to
publicly embarrass and humiliate me for my hypocritical behavior. Maybe you would
point directly at me and say to all the rest of the men in the theatre, "Oh,
look, see that pop-eyed, salivating jerk-off in the front row...he's a priest
who's always preaching about the sinfulness of playing with yourself and look at him pounding
away at the boner underneath his raincoat!" Then you'd come up real close
to the edge of the stage and order me to remove the raincoat. When I complied
everybody could clearly see my shaking right hand wrapped tightly around my stiff
cock. Then you'd command, "Now jerk that miserable dick of yours till you
shoot a nice big load in respectful worship of my divine and heavenly cunt!"
With your stiletto-heeled foot, you'd push my head down onto the cum-soaked floor,
saying triumphantly, "Now lick up every drop of cum off the floor and offer up a fitting prayer of thanksgiving to my
sacred pussy!"
God, I'd sell my soul to suck and chew on the crotch of your soiled panties! May
God bless you and keep you, Beverlee, and thank you for letting us jerk-offs enjoy
your beautiful body.
Well, bless you, Father! Thanks so much for writing! But I don't think I could
ever bring myself to humiliate somebody who went out of his way to come see my
show. Besides, I have a free-admission policy for all Catholic priests!
You know how I feel about masturbation—I think it's wonderful! But the Catholic
church disapproves of it, and I've never understood why. Jesus never said anything
about masturbation. His philosophy was, essentially, be good to yourself, and
try to be good to others. All that spilling-your-seed jazz is Old Testament.
But let's assume, for the sake of argument, that masturbation is wrong. Just remember
that Jesus also said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Take that, Cardinal Spellman!
So here's a special assignment to all my Catholic fans. The church is a political
organization, like any other, and it responds to its constituents. If you like
to masturbate, write to your Bishop and tell him so! Let him know that the church
had better get with the times, or you'll take your soul elsewhere!
And when you think about it, what better time than Christmas to spread this message
of (self-) love?
And, finally, here's an interesting note from Victor, in Atlanta, Georgia:
Wouldn't it be nice on my part if I let you be my personal fuck (slut) servant?
That way you could spend the rest of your entire life licking my asshole as I
finger fucked (dry dock my foot long penis) for the rest of my entire life.
Perhaps, Victor. Perhaps. Thank you so much for writing. Thank you all—you've
made a horny girl so happy! I'm going to miss you darling, horny readers. Promise
me you'll always be good to yourselves, and enjoy the pleasure of a good healthy
jack-off whenever the mood strikes you. I know I will! Bye-bye!
