5 GIRL TALK
The facts behind the figures
6 DIANA
Photographed by Jean-Pierre Bourgeois
12 PENPOWER
Readers' feedback
18 BY APPOINTMENT ONLY
Who has the royal wants and warrants
14 GRANDAD'S HORN
Strange sex frolics in the old Morgan manor
22 DESTRUCTION DERBY
Race track fever at the Wimbledon stadium
25 FRANCESCA
Photographed by John Allum
32 LAUGH-ALONG-A-MAL
Cartoons by Mal himself
38 BERTOLUCCI'S CINEMA
Knave looks at La Luna the new film by director of Last Tango in Paris
43 JULIE
Photographed by Ed Alexander
52 HEADTURNERS
Another special auto to run around in
58 FOREIGN BODIES
Part two of dossier on alien anatomies
63 IT HAPPENED TO ME
You give us the details and we print them
71 HELEN
Photographed by Ed Alexander
80 SIR GELD-A-BULL
Erotic farce set in medieval times
83 KNAVE PLAYS JOKER
Funnies section
84 BARBARA
Photographed by Cesar Lucas
95 LITTLE GREEN MAN
Insatiable alien wlio can't get enough
