6 GYM DANDY
She works up quite a sweat!
14 FEETS OF PASSION
True toe tales!
20 LEG ACTION RAW
We get very down-and-dirty!
28 TEASER PLEASER
Walk on the wild side with her!
32 VIDEO FOOTAGE
What's hot, what's not!
52 PEEP SHOW
A leggy lass gets caught with her thighs parted!
58 HEATHER'S (Covergirl & Centerfold) DANCING FEET
The ped performance of all time!
70 CAMERA CLUB
A kinky collection of amateur photos!
74 THE TICKLE PIT
A most unique place!
122 FIVE-ALARM FRAN
One helluva fiery girl!
PUBLSHER'S DECREE
GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
With a new year upon us, I think it's time all of my subjects started to dwell on how they're going to better worship their ultimate Goddess in the future.
I am a patient woman, yet I'm warning you—start getting with the program.
What do I mean? I feel you're not spreading the word enough. There should be
Leg Action in every adult household America—if not the world. Her Highness
your Goddess, should be on the cover o national news magazines. Hell, I should
have my own talk show! Well, my little dweebs, the last time I looked, that
was n't the case! Who do I blame? You! Wha am I going to do about it? You're about to find out!
First, I'm going to demand that you begin chanting my name three times a day.
That way I'II always be in your thoughts—if I'm not already. Then I want you to call everybody you know— friend, relative, acquaintance, business associate—and tell them about the most incredible woman ever, who oversees the most erotic, innovative, mind-boggling magazine in the world. Show them your cherished copies and let them be inspired. To further inspire you, I'm going to require that you study Leg Action for a minimum of three hours each day. Then you must read my words and gaze at my pictures for an additional two hours. When you see me in your sleep, I'll know you have accepted me as your liberator, asthe person who will set you free from a mundane, sexless life.
Since I'm sure you're all going to follow my instructions to a tee, I've decided to reward you, for a good Goddess knows that even the lowliest peasant must sometimes be allowed to eat steak. So you'll notice some incredible new features beginning with this issue, plus bold, new designs which my genius helped to create and my underlings were able to carry out. For example, from now on you'll have a new columnist, Bianca Storrs, to love and worship. This "Teaser Pleaser" is my gift to you. But be forewarned: you better show her proper respect and flood her mailbox with your letters and tribute. If I'm pleased with your response, they'll be more rewards in the future!
This being Leg Action's tenth anniversary year, I'm going to make sure that you'll be astounded beyond words at what I'm planning. However, as you well know, if I feel you're not putting forth enough effort to satisfy me, I'll abdicate my throne and leave you wailing and wanting, like a melted ball of wax. Don't forget, once the flame burns out all that's left are the ashes! I know you want to continue to have me to honor and worship for a long time to come.
I've laid out my master (the word should fittingly be mistress) plan for you
to follow. Do as you've been told and your Goddess shall provide that which
you need. Always keep that in mind. Now that you know what must be done, it's time to make good. Goddess M. has spoken, your bidding must now begin!
