6 AN IMPROPER LADY
Nasty to the core!
14 FEETS OF PASSION
True toe tales!
20 THE LADY & THE SEAMSTRESS
Tailored-made for each other!
28 TEASER PLEASER
Another wild adventure awaits!
32 VIDEO FOOTAGE
What's hot, what's not!
52 'LEG MANIA' GOES OUT OF CONTROL
Leg Action across the USA heats up!
58 PRETTY & POLISHED
Gillian (aka: Nicole Curnow) A perfect woman, from head to toe!
70 CAMERA CLUB
A kinky collection of amateur photos!
74 PEEP SHOW
Caught with her thighs parted!
122 HEEL MEAL.
You're invited to the Sole Food Cafe!
PUBLSHER'S DECREE
REAL MEN EAT FEET!
ven though I'm not in the mood to descend to your level and lower my thought processes so as to be understood, even a Goddess has deadlines! So I find myself sitting here and offering up my wisdom, when, basically, I just feel like relaxing and eating bon bons while kicking my feet up on one of my foot stools (the hUmma-porn-star">Uman kind, of course). I'm writing this not because I have to but because of my inherent kindness. You would be disappointed beyond words if I failed to enlighten you as expected. My mercy knows no bounds, therefore these words of wisdom from me.
Actually, my chore was made easier by virtue of a letter I received from a reader/worshiper.
I've decided to reprint a portion of that letter here, and then respond because I think the topic concerns most of you. The letter, in part, read: "...Whenever I'm with a woman, I badly want to, for lack of a better word, devour her. By that I mean I want to fuck her silly, take charge and fuck and suck her every which way. Yet when it comes time to assert myself I find I can't. I find it impossible to tell her what I want. I feel impotent, at least figuratively speaking. Yet when she decides it's time for action and she takes control, I find myself feeling much more comfortable and at ease. When she tells me to eat her pussy or pushes her feet in my face, I'm very grateful. I think that's what I really crave, yet can't admit it to myself. Most times, I don't end up fucking her, but cum by jerking
off on her feet. And even though it feels good, afterward I feel like a dud, a
failure as a man. After all, aren't men supposed to fuck women, to penetrate them vaginally and cum inside of them? I feel that's what I should be doing, instead of what I end up doing. Is there something wrong with me and what can I do to change?"
Listen to me, fool, and all you other fools out there! There's something wrong
with most men, but not you! If you live by someone else's rules and stereotypes,
of course you're not going to be happy. You're naturally submissive and what you
need is exactly what you're doing, even if you won't admit it to yourself. You
only feel like a "dud," because society tells you that. Yet a real woman—one
like myself—knows there's nothing wrong with a man like you. You're following
your natural disposition, just as a dominant woman follows hers. You only want
to fuck a woman because that's what the Neanderthals in today's world tell you you should be doing. Hell, jerk-off on a woman's feet? What are you—a wimp? I think not!
You are doing what comes naturally. The only thing wrong with you is that you
won't accept what you are and bask in that fact. It's time to return to some good
old-fashioned '60s philosophy— if it feels good, do it!
Now that I'm good and worked up, I'm actually happy that I sat down to impart
the Goddess' Gospel to you. I want to shout out to every submissive man the world
over that there's nothing wrong with serving a woman. On the contrary, it's the
true order of things; the way the world was meant to be. On that note, I might
say that, beginning in this issue, I'm proud to introduce a new Domina to worship,
Mistress Michele, who will literally render you senseless with her extraordinary
new column, "Tales From The Darkest Side." All you need do is read her
words to understand why it's fine and dandy to be subservient to women!
Since I've said more than enough to satisfy your needs, it's time to return to
my lofty perch and await your letters and tribute. Give thanks that your supreme
and exalted Goddess has deemed you worthy to return this time and hope that she
is kind enough to remember you again next month!
