6 SHAY'S EXCELLENT FETISH ADVENTURE She's just legal and lethal! 14 FEETS OF PASSION True toe tales! 20 LEG ACTION RAW
You'll never forget our hidden camera shots!
30 CAMARA CLUB
The sexiest amateur photos ever!
52 PEEP SHOW
A leggy lass gets caught with her thighs parted!
58 RAISING OF THE 'TOE-TANIC'
Yes, there is a sequel!
70 VIDEO FOOTAGE
What's hot, what's not!
72 CRYSTAL'S CLEAR AND DIRTY
Another babe who's just legal and very lethal!
122 THE DISPLAY'S THE THING
Flashing is her bag!
PUBLISHER'S DECREE
PERFECTION IS NO PROBLEM
Life, it is said, is full of trials and tribulations. I'm sure that's true for
all of my little peons out there. But what about your Highness? Am I affected
by the everyday mundane matters of life? What do you think, fool? I am above normal
problems! When you live on a higher plane than everyone else, you don't have to
worry about washing the dishes, doing the laundry, or going shopping. I have slaves
like you who take care of all those trivial little matters. A Goddess like myself
(of course, I have no equal) is always on top of things. I'm the one who causes
the problem if I'm not happy. And believe you me, if I'm displeased you have a
very humongous problem on your hands!
This is not to say that I'm completely without worries. You see, my concerns are
that there won't be a foot stool around when I need one (I'm speaking of the hUmma-porn-star">Uman
variety), or that when I cane someone the bamboo won't be sharp enough. There's
also the matter of having to break in new editorial underlings all the time, since
my Patience span for incompetence is zero.
What isn't a problem is rounding up a horde of gorgeous "sisters" who
want to assert their superiority by posing and making your tongue hang out. These
ladies know they have total control over you, although the distance between you,
literally and figuratively, is immeasurable. They know that as soon as you glance
upon their glorious printed visage, you'd do anything to please them. And since
you're a man and weak—which is one of life's great redundancies—you
have no choice but to release our rotted seed when gazing upon their majestic
beauty. You would eat a ton of toe jam for the honor of sucking their sweet toes.
By so honoring their power, you also give glory to your exalted Goddess. For I
have chosen them to make your life both miserable and enriched. The latter, for
having the pleasure of studying their pictures, the former, because you know you
can never come closer to them than the printed page!
It goes without saying—but I will anyway, since your IQ is so minuscule—that
this issue is great beyond any other work of erotic literature. There may be a
lot of pretenders, but those wouldbes and wannabes, hasbeens and neverbeens, could
never match the presence of Leg Action. Since I've been at the helm, this magazine
is galaxies better than anything else out there. It originality and creativity
will never be matched. And for those who tell you otherwise, I feel pity (in my
infinite mercy) for those who fool themselves as much as they try to fool you!
As always, I command you to offer up your praise. I better receive more and more
love letters. A Goddess without tribute is a Goddess scorned, and the price for
that is more severe than you could possibly afford. If the spirit moves me, I
will return next month. And if that happens, you'll know that Providence has indeed
smiled upon you once again!
