FEATURES
82 JUNGLE SURVIVAL Ten British soldiers enter the Borneo jungle for survival training. They get more than they bargained for—mudslides, leeches, gangrene, starvation....
94 HOCKEY BRAWLS
Stan Fischler presents the greatest ass-kickings in NHL history—plenty of
loose teeth, busted noses, and spilt blood.
104 COVER GIRL Gena Lee Nolin
Maxim snuggles up to a special Baywatch sweetheart who makes us flounder, hyperventilate,
and beg to be saved.
108 BAYWATCH
A thinking man's guide to the most popular television show in the universe. Sure
to put a little bob in your flotation device.
114 ROAD TRIP
Ireland: We touch down on the Emerald Isle, where redheads, St. Patrick's Day,
and drinking were invented.
118 MUNCHIE MANIA
Who's the Sultan of Snacks? Big Mac, Spam, Cheez Whiz, and 61 other favorites
compete in a winner-take-all, NCAA-style tournament. DEPARTMENTS
28 WAY OUT THERE
Maxim salutes Tabasco Sauce, NFL nighties, frivolous lawsuits, and a cheerleader
who's busting out all over.
44 HOW TO DO
EVERYTHING BETTER
Expert tips to give you the edge. In this issue: Scam food, survive a dog attack,
sniff out real boobs, and drive Ferrari.
56 SPORTS
Who's the best coach in college basket ball? You decide.
58 WEBMASTER
A silicon-age twist on the mail-order bride: E-mail your way to romantic bliss.
62 THE GRIND
Score that raise: how to squeeze your boss for all you're worth.
66 BUCKS
How your retirement plan can make you richer than Thurston Howell III.
70 GET MORE SEX
Our sexpot corespondent reveals what women really want in bed.
74 HEALTH CLUB
Get in shape, military style. Plus: Beef up your shoulders and eat exotic meat.
122 CLOTHES
Dancing on the desks. Horseplay in the hall. Dirty secrets in the supply closet.
It's an office party and the beer's on the boss.
130 LOSE THAT GUT
Keep your hard-earned beer belly by hiding it.
134 STUFF
Digital Video Disc players, 7 pages of 4x4's, and power drills. Plus: A robot
to do your bidding.
150 WINE & DINE
Chili: Reward your gut with a bowl of the good stuff. Plus: The Maxim chili contest.
155 HANG TIME
Our cut-through-the-crap guide to movies, TV, books, and music.
168 IT'S A GUY THING
ITired of having your eyeballs slapped? Jim Cormier explains why ogling's really
no big deal.