FEATURES 112 WE WANT ANSWERS!
JON STEWART
The host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show cracks wise on elections, erections,
scoring chicks at the Republican Convention, and why young voters don't give a
yea or a nay.
115 GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
MAXIM MODEL MANIA 2000
The girls of Victoria's Secret (Yamila, Magdalena, Shakara), our all-time favorites
(Gisele, Tyra, Laetitia), and some mind-blowing up-and-corners you won't wanna
miss. Check out a very special 42-page blowout!
176 STINKING BADGES
THE DIRTIEST COP ALIVE
When good cops went bad in an isolated, crime-ridden ghetto, it led to drug trafficking,
beatings, murder, and more. And we're talking about the good guys. What went wrong
in Los Angeles' Rampart, the most crooked precinct in U.S. history.
190 GOLDEN SHOWER
THE 125th ANNUAL MAXIM AWARDS
At last, the award show you've been waiting for: Best Battle Scene, Most Satisfying
Gratuitous Nudity, Best Robot or Monster...Come celebrate the year in pop culture.
The virtual beer's on us.
198 TICKLE HER PINK
FREAK YOUR SEX LIFE
The inside scoop on what makes ladies cut loose in the sack: Get her to shave
below the belt, host a ménage à trois...Sky's the limit. Plus: weird
sex gone horribly, entertainingly wrong!
206 CHOKE ON THIS!
THE AGONY OF DEFEAT
Never ones to miss a chance to take pleasure in 'other people's misery, we showcase
the sporting world's biggest chokes, most lopsided losses, and most horribly cursed
franchises. Plus: the loser hall of fame! REGULARS
34 LETTERS
Our readers go postal: playing doctor with Kirsten Dunst, poking fun at our jokes,
exploring a sex position called the Starfish, and morel
42 JOKES
What's so damn funny? You are.
46 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Our reporters discover shocking truths about condom testing, pet cloning, and
a last plea from your next president, Andrij. Plus: The Maxim mutual fund is cleaning
up!
72 HOW TO
Have sex in space, supercharge your computer, blow smoke rings, mummify a body,
jump-start your car, and drop, er, hold a baby.
82 SAYS HER
HER SECRET FEARS
She thinks she's fat, lousy in bed, and doesn't hold a candle to your ex. Assuming
she's wrong, here's how to handle your gal's every insecurity.
90 INSTANT EXPERT
E-Z PLUMBING
Tired of pouring cash down the drain when your pipes break? Let our plumber show
you how to fix it yourself. Butt crack not included.
94 BODY SHOP
ASK DR. MAXIM
Having trouble peeing in public? Getting rid of your dandruff? Finding a casing
for your sausage? Our sexy M.D. handles your pressing health questions.
98OFF THE GRID
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
Our reporter goes in search of sexy au pairs in Washington, D.C., the nation's
murder capital. Who says Clinton isn't a role model anymore?
104 SPORTS
BURN RUBBER!
You're burning down a straightaway when your car explodes in flames. You're moving
too fast to get out. What do you do? Drag racer Dale Creasy Jr. remembers.
215 MAXIMWEAR
High-end suits she'll wanna rip off you, 10 great pairs of shoes that double as
paperweights, the hottest threads for under $100, and all the news from around
the globe.
247 REVIEWS Adam Sandler, Everlast, video pub games, and more. 4 Plus: slicing up giraffe
bones with the world's sharpest knives, the planet's lamest airlines, and the
Maxim Hoagy Hall of Fame!
280 WHAT IF...
...people had one regular hand and one giant lobster claw?
