FEATURES
90 WE WANT ANSWERS!
TOM GREEN
The original jackass spills his guts about Drew, the Canadian military, and just
plain, urn, having a ball.
92 COVER GIRL
ALI LARTER
The whipped-cream- covered coed from Varsity Blues is back as rootin'-tootin'
Mrs. Jesse James in American Outlaws. We surrender!
102 GONE FISHING
CASTAWAY!
Learn everything about the world's most alcohol-friendly sport (take a hike, bowling).
Tricks, bait, and the best libations for the job.
112 CAL GAL
SARA SPRAKER
A true California wild woman, Sara's our new favorite model. She's cool, brash, and definitely yowza.
120 UP IS DOWN
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW... IS WRONG!
Does wearing briefs really lower your sperm count? How long does pot stay in your system? We clear up everything you never knew you didn't know.
130 RAGING BULL
SAMMY "THE BULL" IS BACK
The 19-time murderer who ratted out John Gotti went into Witness Protection and
carne out a drug kingpin with an army of racist skinheads.
140 MUMMY DEAREST
PATRICIA VELASQUEZ
Venezuela's hottest export, the star of The Mummy Returns, unwraps herself. You go, ghoul!
146 BOY TOYS
NOVELTY-TOY NIRVANA
Tired of workin'for the man? Meet the easy-money millionaires behind Silly Putty, Slinkys, and other stupid stuff.
154 EASY COME, EASY GO
COMMIT OR QUIT
We help you answer life's toughest question. Good luck! REGULARS
24 LETTERS
You've outdone yourselves! Furious furries, ex-cons on ice, and assault with deadly doorknobs.
132 JOKES
Split a side or two, and try to collect 15,000 pennies.
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Enormous eyesores,a bacon-of-the-month club, and Hiroki sucking down sausages.
Plus: a disgustingly sexy hockey-mom calendar.
41 GIRL FIGHT
Amy Hayes
The world's only female ring announcer is a drop-dead knockout. Are you ready to fight the good fight?
60 HOW TO
Mow your lawn like a baseball diamond, surf anonymously, talk to animals, start
a cult, cut off your thumb, and ditch your pal's gal.
68 SAYS HER
UNSAFE SEX
The bedroom is no place for passive aggression—our sexy scribe, Ellen Benson, shows us how ladies like to be manhandled.
72 TRAVEL
GOOD OL' MILWAUKEE
Our semicogent drinking tour of beautiful downtown Milwaukee.The town has more
to offer than breweries—it's got brew, the Brewers, more breweries...
78 SPORTS
HEAVY HITTER
Jason Giambi is the best player in the American League and the wildest man in
the bigs. Why? Because he's dedicated his life to the pursuit of fun.
84 THE EDGE
THE TAXMAN COMETH
President Bush's $1.6 trillion tax cut won't save you a dime this year, so we convinced four IRS agents to teach us how to bend them over for a chanae.
86 THE LOVE DOCTOR
ASK DR. MAXIM
She dissects ingrown hairs, cleans your toothbrush, and helps you power up your
sex drive.
165 MAXIMWEAR
Gangster gear and true blue denim.
190 HOT ZONE
We get catty with Josie and the Pussycats, Blow our load on Hollywood's coke addiction, and get down and dirty with Robert Smigel's twisted little buddies.
208 GEAR UP
We road-test motel chains, cell phones, and Brazilian supermodels—except
for the Brazilian supermodels.
224 BAR EXAM
Are you as dumb as you look?
Features in This Issue
Covergirl Ali Larter Photographed by Dominick Guillemot (Not Nude)
Sammy The Bull Gets A Suntan: A Curious Tale Of Skinheads And Ecstasy In The Arizona Desert
Fast Cash For Dopey Ideas! Get Rich Now
"Pass The Harpoon!" Catch It, Kill It, Eat It - Maxim Tackles Fishing
Tom Green interviewed by Joshua Mooney
Sex On The Edge: Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before...
About Maxim
Maxim is an international men's magazine based in the United Kingdom and known for its revealing pictorials featuring popular actresses, singers, and female models, none of whom are nude in the American version.
In the United States, Maxim is an industry leader, reporting a circulation of 2.5 million readers which they claim is enough to outsell leading competitors GQ, Esquire, and Details combined. The magazine is now using the brand name to market a myriad of other magazines and projects.
