FEATURES 82 WE WANT ANSWERS!
GEORGE CARLIN
He was Saturday Night Live's very first host and the FCC's worst nightmare. Now
the world's wackiest wordsmith wants to end the human race. What the !@#$%?
84 BEACH BUNNIES
GIRLS OF SUMMER
Yes, this is it—the swimsuit special starts on page 84. Go on, skip ahead,
it's OK—we'll catch you back here later...
124 JOB WELL DONE
RULE THE OFFICE!
Success magnets—from NBA virgin A.C. Green to one of America's biggest ex-dicks,former
FBI agent Jim Kallstrom—reveal the eight indispensable skills you need to
reach the top.
136 BIG-SCREEN BONANZA
SUMMER OF BLAM!
We sneaked in through the side door (thanks, Jackie!) to get the scoop on the
biggest, best, most budget-busting blockbusters of the summer.
150 MOVIE PHONY
STRIKE FARCE
Can Hollywood really be going on strike? Isn't the government doing anything to
avoid this national crisis? Never fear—Maxim picks the scabs! Er...
152 PSYCHO BABYLON
CYBER KILLER
Serial killers used to wander around the country in battered pickups—now
they move at the speed of light.
166 KINK OF HEARTS
UNLEASH HER WILD SIDE!
Teach her how to overcome her "problem areas"and release her inner freak.
Because if she's not having wild sex at 8:30 in the morning on her parents'front
lawn, then neither are you. REGULARS
24 LETTERS
The battle of the sexes rages on. Guys need a G-spot GPS and fear their mailman,
while the ladies plead for whiskey and revenge. And the winner is...
30 JOKES
Smart + ass = $150. Come and get it.
34 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
We've got deadly postcards, talking Simpsons toys, and heavenly driving schools
(trains, racecars, tanks...) Plus: Hiroki gets smashed on cheap liquor.
40 SEXY METAL
NURSE GOODBODY
She may wear white and play the good girl on Becker, but onstage Shawnee Smith
is a dirty, sexy Fydolla Ho.
56 HOW TO...
Get out of the doghouse, speed up your metabolism, free a stuck car, be a stand-up
comic, bone a chicken, and pitch like Pedro (run support not included).
66 SPORTS
HORSE PLAY
Don't let the drunks at OTB win all the money. Learn one wild woman's nearly foolproof
betting system.
72 SAYS HER
WHY SHE BLEW YOU OFF
Women dump you for the strangest reasons—bad shoes, bad lines, male pattern
baldness—but they rar y explain why. Our gal gives you the dope.
78 INSTA EXPERT
GRAPE EXPECTATIONS
Learn everything worth knowing about a bunch of smushed grapes. Plus: A big fat
hangover.
80 WHAT'S UP, DOC?
ASK DR. MAXIM
Her Loveliness dissects herbal medication, Preparation H for your face, and STDs.
Whoa—you've got more problems than we thought.
177 FASHION
MAXIM WEAR
A little D.J. style puts a new spin on "going out"-erwear. Plus: Polo
gear, and the, best cologne and backpacks.
196 HOT ZONE
Martin Short delivers the skinny on his new overweight comedy; Rob Schneider is
a bitch; and Radiohead spews out of our speakers.
212 GEAR UP!
We test the best golf drivers and the resilience of Ricky Martin's genitalia,
all in one shot! Plus: the best BBQ gear, and satellite TV versus digital cable.
228 BAR EXAM
Are you as dumb as you look? Find out now!
Features in This Issue
Covergirl Saira Mohan & Jennifer Lamiraqui Photographed by Dominick Guillemot (Not Nude)
Sex, War & Dinosaurs! Summer Movie Special: Planet Of The Apes, Jurassic Park 3, Tomb Raider & More
Unleash Her Wild Side!
Ask Dr. Maxim
George Carlin interviewed by Robert Abele
The Real Swimsuit Issue: 33-Page Bikini Bonanza!
About Maxim
Maxim is an international men's magazine based in the United Kingdom and known for its revealing pictorials featuring popular actresses, singers, and female models, none of whom are nude in the American version.
In the United States, Maxim is an industry leader, reporting a circulation of 2.5 million readers which they claim is enough to outsell leading competitors GQ, Esquire, and Details combined. The magazine is now using the brand name to market a myriad of other magazines and projects.
