FEATURES
108 The Next List
Our balls-out look at the best that 2008 has to offer, including must-see movies,
must- hear music, and must-stalk starlets!
120 Icon: John C. Reilly
The always delightful actor incinerates the memory of Johnny Cash with the biopic
farce Walk Hard. Nice, John C., real nice.
124 From Earl to Eternity
MyNameIsEarl's NadineVelazquez gives her secret recipe for the ultimate striptease.
Share it with a friend this holiday season.
134 Evel Never Dies
The godfather of extreme sports gives pos, sibly his last interview. Listen
as he prepares for one final jump, across the River Styx.
144 The Decider
Who needs newspapers? Everything you need to know to pick our next president—
on just two pages!
146 The Last Days of Chris Benoit
Maxim investigates the most shocking death in a long line of short-lived WWE
superstars. What drove him to kill?
160 Hometown Hotties 2007
The polls are closed, and the votes are counted: Find out who you named the
hottest girl in America!
DEPARTMENTS
26 Letters
OK, you have our ear. Now can we please have it back? Please? Plus, Patton Oswalt's
favorite jokes!
34 Incoming
Finding your fellow, local nymphos. Ashley Tisdale in a bikini. And for the
first time ever, bacon porn!
59 Rated
IAm Legend—reviewed! McLovin—interviewed! Tila Tequila—just
plain lewd!
77 Columns
Sex: Learn your girl's solo sex secrets. Sports: Can the NBA survilze its refs?
Food: Bobby Flay's chili inferno.
179 Expert
Holiday Helper! Dave Attell's guide to surviving Christmas with the family.
Maxim's Guide to the winter cocktail.
194 Style
Timothy Olyphant wears the season's most dangerous sartorial weapons. Back in
Black: Tux tips for all occasions.